Youtube have the ... By: examine1525. on 26 May 12, 21:51:45 Youtube have the title wrong compare to? the video title.
Did anyone know Its ... By: invisimario. on 26 May 12, 15:50:40 Did anyone know Its a blue heavy taking? it from the red fridge?
Team? killer! By: moRULEZ18981. on 26 May 12, 08:33:25 Team? killer!
No? problem. ... By: MrFlameHe. on 25 May 12, 20:56:50 No? problem. Anytime.
HE PUNCHED A HOLE ... By: BrokenRecordGaming. on 25 May 12, 20:21:14 HE PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY? FOOT
cuz sandwiches? ... By: BrokenRecordGaming. on 25 May 12, 20:19:53 cuz sandwiches? take skill
Scouts scream at ... By: TheKusa5. on 25 May 12, 15:14:38 Scouts scream at the end Made the video...? COMPLETELY... made the video
It's, "He punched ... By: emsteffi. on 24 May 12, 08:44:38 It's, "He punched out all of my blood." How is anything in this game possible? lol.?
I recall reading ... By: emsteffi. on 24 May 12, 08:43:26 I recall reading somewhere that the script for this was all? improv'd. Which makes it 10x funnier.
Lesson learned:
... By: HeavyAndSandvich. on 24 May 12, 01:07:01 Lesson learned:
Never fuck with? sandvich
I actually? had a ... By: pacman40874. on 23 May 12, 23:31:05 I actually? had a Sandvich after this video.
Valve, I demand ... By: TheMadman479. on 22 May 12, 23:14:26 Valve, I demand meet the Saxton? Hale.
Pyro's coming out ... By: TheVirtualBrothers. on 22 May 12, 23:13:00 Pyro's coming out this? year.
COPYRIGHT? OMNOMNOM By: ManofDeath3666. on 22 May 12, 19:47:22 COPYRIGHT? OMNOMNOM
Thanks for ... By: lTheSawl. on 22 May 12, 03:46:12 Thanks for repeating almost everything? that was said on the video.
Nom nom nom? nom. By: MrMaestroMan101. on 21 May 12, 17:28:38 Nom nom nom? nom.
Scout: He punched ... By: MrFlameHe. on 21 May 12, 03:18:12 Scout: He punched out ALL MY BLOOD! (Dripping noises)
Me: *ouch*
Soldier: You RED team ladies wouldn't know how? to break a spine if... (CRACK!) AAAUGGH MY SPINE! (Door opens revealing blood all over the floor)
Me: Oh, GOD!
Why is it called ... By: easton99000. on 20 May 12, 23:15:14 Why is it called Meet the? Sandwich and not Meet the Sandvich in the title?
and i thought he ... By: rainbowprincess589. on 20 May 12, 15:41:56 and i thought he said "he punched? a hole in my blood." then i thought how is that possible?
"He punched out? ... By: mwakin2. on 20 May 12, 05:29:49 "He punched out? all my blood!"
Sorry, bud.
0:33 lol? "he ... By: ecomensurado. on 19 May 12, 15:00:29 0:33 lol? "he punched a hole in my butt"
While playing Team ... By: Dinosorable. on 18 May 12, 23:30:37 While playing Team Fortress 2, I'd love to see a Heavy, eating a Sandvich on a small mountain.?
I love how at? the ... By: timmymac231. on 18 May 12, 22:46:49 I love how at? the end you hear a scream from scout
....ahem...... ... By: LifeofLucidity. on 17 May 12, 20:36:31 ....ahem......OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM......thank? you....
Poor scout...? By: LuckyJetilianna. on 17 May 12, 01:28:45 Poor scout...?
Introducing the Perpetual Testing Initiative (PeTI) for Portal 2, which combines the powerful, easy-to-use Puzzle Maker and full Steam Workshop integration. Available free for the PC and Mac on May 8th. Visit www.thinkwithportals .com for more information.
where is? it Valve? ... By: IAMPALI1103. on 27 May 12, 00:12:08 where is? it Valve? you know what im talking about!
CONGRATS, YOU ARE ... By: Rabbittrock. on 26 May 12, 22:46:41 CONGRATS, YOU ARE THE TRILLIONTH? PERSON TO NOTICE, HAVE A NICE DAY
TF2 fans!
From 1:11 ... By: Humple3. on 26 May 12, 20:33:25 TF2 fans!
From 1:11 to 1:17? on one of the computer screens at the bottom, you can see a small glimpse on "Meet the Pyro"!
We've always done? ... By: elPatrixf. on 26 May 12, 16:38:18 We've always done? things the way my father did.
And his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him.
And we're almost bankrupt.
@mozziedoo
Okay, I ... By: ShadooTheHedgehog. on 26 May 12, 11:33:24 @mozziedoo
Okay, I know your username sounds mentally retarded, and it is exciting to see about 50 pixels of? 6 second footage, but...
Who DOESN'T know this already?
so many funny ... By: Spastenklaus. on 26 May 12, 10:56:47 so many funny scenes :D have a more detailed look at..0:46 ..0:52..between 1:12 to 1:16..damn,? the whole vid is full of them!
Someone was ... By: mozziedoo. on 26 May 12, 09:30:14 Someone was watching Meet? the Pyro!!!
i? love valve By: conner3548. on 26 May 12, 04:18:52 i? love valve
they may have not ... By: conner3548. on 26 May 12, 04:16:14 they may have not made a third but they have just made another? story
valve will never leave us
Valve can't count ... By: Airbus943. on 26 May 12, 03:44:28 Valve can't count to? three
Silly, ObeyRacoon, ... By: apocolypse623. on 26 May 12, 03:23:41 Silly, ObeyRacoon, Valve cant? count to three.
Valve make a portal ... By: MrMinecraft575. on 26 May 12, 02:52:34 Valve make a portal 3 pls or at? least a DLC to let the story continue
I got it from tf2 ... By: ChefONator5000. on 26 May 12, 02:44:04 I got it from tf2 wiki lol xD?
That's? one sad ... By: Generalarceus32. on 26 May 12, 02:40:12 That's? one sad Little Octopus.
VALVE YOU GUYS? ... By: ObeyRacoon. on 26 May 12, 01:55:10 VALVE YOU GUYS? NEED TO MAKE A LEFT 4 DEAD 3 plzz(:
Only if there is a ... By: bugenhagenish. on 26 May 12, 00:41:15 Only if there is a perpetual security? initiative first.
I thought that ... By: orangcraz. on 26 May 12, 00:27:47 I thought that GLaDOS was trying to get us to unintentionally kill? test subjects by making bad test chambers. this explanation makes much more sense.
@1:14 what? is the ... By: FlamingBlades64. on 25 May 12, 21:51:14 @1:14 what? is the Guy in the top corner watching?
That little fucker ... By: jsexton169. on 25 May 12, 21:18:48 That little fucker in the corner is watching meet the pyro.?
i knew the test ... By: conner3548. on 25 May 12, 19:02:11 i knew the test chamber editor would come? out eventuely .
i saw it on the portal 2 website and here it is
and i don't like this ... i love it
YOU ARE CREDIT? TO ... By: Jackblackblood. on 25 May 12, 18:59:38 YOU ARE CREDIT? TO INTERNET !!
I already said that ... By: TF2Fan2011. on 25 May 12, 18:55:39 I already said that 21 hours ago. Thanks? though, we gotta get the word out.
GUYS READ? THIS
AT ... By: ChefONator5000. on 25 May 12, 14:46:47 GUYS READ? THIS
AT 1:11 THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM IS WATCHING A SHORT CLIP FROM MEET THE PYRO
SPREAD THE WORD GUYS!!
Has anyone seen ... By: KaTzaNdSTuFf. on 25 May 12, 13:28:55 Has anyone seen the? new valve intro for Portal 2? The guy with the valve in his neck actually turns his head and looks at you. It scared the crap outta me!
Yeah,? good point. By: DoctorReflux. on 24 May 12, 02:40:59 Yeah,? good point.
they have been ... By: djracab25. on 24 May 12, 00:46:15 they have been delaying hl3 for ever now and if they made a portal 3, the fans would get mad.? i dont think valve would do that to their fans
I? voted space core. By: colebotman. on 23 May 12, 05:51:43 I? voted space core.
Apparently, he's ... By: joester3838. on 23 May 12, 05:49:43 Apparently, he's transmitting from? Sputnik, so he's a ways out there.
I'd think? it would ... By: DoctorReflux. on 23 May 12, 04:35:14 I'd think? it would be a hint at a portal 3 honestly.
Who? is recording ... By: StarPortable. on 23 May 12, 02:58:04 Who? is recording these again?
It's an Elevator ... By: BlackAndWhiteScout. on 23 May 12, 02:56:52 It's an Elevator Meeting, Ironically enough.?
Space core was ... By: TheStinkyRat1. on 23 May 12, 00:23:37 Space core was still? there at 0:10
lewis!? By: redjet445. on 22 May 12, 04:28:45 lewis!?
I see what? you did ... By: AwesomeJRFD. on 22 May 12, 02:41:51 I see what? you did there. :P
VALVe! 2 comes ... By: HERBERTrobot. on 22 May 12, 01:16:50 VALVe! 2 comes after 3!? Now go mkae portal3 and half life 3 -_-
Sorry Valve Can't? ... By: Shadowslave123. on 21 May 12, 03:56:59 Sorry Valve Can't? Count To 3 lol
Space!!!!!? By: shogo7g. on 21 May 12, 01:17:19 Space!!!!!?
My question is how ... By: Ericzhanger. on 21 May 12, 01:09:44 My question is how the heck Wheatley got a camera and? managed to make it work in space.
i know now, i ... By: krossdude35. on 20 May 12, 20:04:48 i know now, i looked it up on elderscrolls wiki, thanks for telling me? though :)
where is adventure ... By: exchef123. on 20 May 12, 19:55:37 where is adventure sphere? if anyone noticed, he? went through the portal before chell, and wheatley.
wheathly is the one ... By: kennyinbmore. on 20 May 12, 02:52:26 wheathly is the one with the blue screen the space core is? more yellow
they? kinda hint ... By: HunGirl77. on 19 May 12, 13:54:48 they? kinda hint that they're making another game when wheatley says "Maybe next year."
It's ok. A friendly ... By: skrolnik. on 19 May 12, 01:45:05 It's ok. A friendly Giant whacked him with a club and he made it back to? space.
No, but? It was a ... By: lobsteros. on 18 May 12, 18:33:38 No, but? It was a Mod that was MADE BY VALVE (So I guess It's Canon?)
It's Not real, ... By: lobsteros. on 18 May 12, 18:31:41 It's Not real, Just? an OFFICIAL MOD MADE BY VALVE THEMSELVES.
they had a secret ... By: catfat17. on 18 May 12, 10:14:03 they had a secret HL3 demo tent up at E3 last? year, they already hired the people
As well? as nines. By: Ericzhanger. on 21 May 12, 01:10:08 As well? as nines.
one, one, one,? one ... By: MegaIhateit. on 19 May 12, 05:25:26 one, one, one,? one, one, uh, one!
eyup.
Lol he is using a? ... By: XKemel2. on 18 May 12, 23:58:45 Lol he is using a? sputnik satellite.
1+1+1=3
Portal? 3 ... By: 1482cheese. on 17 May 12, 14:07:03 1+1+1=3
Portal? 3 anyone?
One one one err.. ... By: Mario583a. on 16 May 12, 20:30:47 One one one err..one?
1+1+1 =? ...3 By: SHIBAInuFilms. on 16 May 12, 06:00:42 1+1+1 =? ...3
Coordinates aren't ... By: MorrowindGamer. on 14 May 12, 21:33:36 Coordinates aren't random. And anyways, do we even have coordinates in space?? GPS coordinates are only for earth.
Nice.? By: iamZIIIM1. on 19 Sep 11, 16:00:53 Nice.?
Trolololol Learn ... By: thexmandoxshow. on 19 Sep 11, 15:34:59 Trolololol Learn some english critical reading skills. :D We're? talking Zombies and portal.
what's the music ... By: abugray. on 19 Sep 11, 15:14:30 what's the music in? video?
hahah? "How do you ... By: derno. on 19 Sep 11, 15:13:23 hahah? "How do you use the toilet?" "you press E"
2:43 That boy's hat ... By: Limegez. on 19 Sep 11, 15:10:49 2:43 That boy's hat will be availabe soon in TF2..
Oh wait,? it is already
the luckys? morons ... By: megalogo3000. on 19 Sep 11, 14:38:04 the luckys? morons who ever lived
LUCKY! >:U even ... By: Nomeninja2. on 19 Sep 11, 14:33:08 LUCKY! >:U even though I live about an 8 hour? drive from Seattle, LUCKY!!
I wanna go to ... By: TheArzonite. on 19 Sep 11, 13:38:50 I wanna go to Valve? D:
I press "E" ... By: nintendofan1000. on 19 Sep 11, 13:31:08 I press "E" everyday? :3 lol
on another, more ... By: 777teg. on 19 Sep 11, 13:30:53 on another, more humorous perspective: why episode 3? is delayed? here we are!
LUCKY. BUTT. 7th. ... By: 777teg. on 19 Sep 11, 13:29:32 LUCKY. BUTT. 7th. GRADERS!!!!!!!
to get that experience, i hade to get it at? home, then take a tour of valve....
but hey, i shoock gaben's hand, so.
Alright kids see ... By: lvu5. on 19 Sep 11, 13:11:26 Alright kids see you next? time! Travel safely! ...Alright, so back to delaying Ep3...
Hope? Valve sees ... By: FezzFix. on 19 Sep 11, 13:05:01 Hope? Valve sees this, I want me dat hat! :D
What the shit, ... By: WhiteRAZOR. on 19 Sep 11, 12:55:23 What the shit, these kids get to learn? this??? GAH jealous.
Actually, these guys will hopefully get into PC gaming over consoles so that's okay.
2:55 Hey that's my ... By: F1NJP. on 19 Sep 11, 12:16:34 2:55 Hey that's my mouse.?
And thus Episode 3 ... By: SpaceG. on 19 Sep 11, 11:20:34 And thus Episode 3 was? finished
Love that ending. : ... By: Claad2. on 19 Sep 11, 10:53:02 Love that ending. :P?
That's a girl?!? By: SASHKO71998. on 19 Sep 11, 10:47:57 That's a girl?!?
yeah that hat? be ... By: mrfury010. on 19 Sep 11, 09:52:00 yeah that hat? be epic on the scout
A feildtrip to ... By: bilyisbored92. on 19 Sep 11, 09:35:49 A feildtrip to Valve. Best? Day Ever.
I can't believe? ... By: RETSZTIRF. on 19 Sep 11, 09:35:25 I can't believe? how awesome Valve can be
If they read? this ... By: bilyisbored92. on 19 Sep 11, 09:34:06 If they read? this comment it will.
I like that Valve ... By: Kik4s. on 19 Sep 11, 08:29:30 I like that Valve uses logitech mx518 mouses. They really? know which mouse is the best ;d
What's to bet? ... By: b1uwave. on 19 Sep 11, 08:09:39 What's to bet? someone asked about Episode 3?
No cross platform ... By: Penguinsfishing. on 26 May 12, 02:14:59 No cross platform play? NOOoooOOOooo! It would have been filled? with lulz.
valve canned the ... By: Ermac203. on 25 May 12, 23:30:05 valve canned the cross console? play
Only cross platform ... By: MyPotatoCamVidz. on 25 May 12, 23:16:38 Only cross platform for pc and? ps3 :(
it should be nice ... By: Darkstep1911. on 25 May 12, 20:12:30 it should be nice counter strike to have and single player story but nvm . Valve? have made awesome games since it creation !!
Is it out? yet? By: xXBunnyOfDoom1Xx. on 25 May 12, 06:26:11 Is it out? yet?
teke tekte varsa ... By: Element0cs. on 25 May 12, 04:22:07 teke tekte varsa gelin am?n?za koyam oclar?
Uh, furst we gotta ... By: Amnamnimnus. on 25 May 12, 03:22:38 Uh, furst we gotta relees portal 2
Then we gotta relees dota 2
Then I gotta fill in? for half a year by eating cheps
my pc suxx
so i ... By: AAAbsoluXXX. on 24 May 12, 00:32:31 my pc suxx
so i participate to the asus boost my pc? french contest
help me win the prize !
click my nickname thanks
Expect a? bunch of ... By: ChaozElectric. on 23 May 12, 22:02:34 Expect a? bunch of annoying squeakers then.
Xbox players are ... By: Stolemyusename. on 22 May 12, 05:40:57 Xbox players are fucked*, PS3 version of CSGO supports keyboard and mouse,? PS3 4 the win!
I wish? the cross- ... By: Supervideo1491. on 20 May 12, 09:18:43 I wish? the cross-platform system didn't get removed. I was so looking forward pushing the console players into oblivion...
agreed, even though ... By: MrJoeH95. on 20 May 12, 03:00:27 agreed, even though i really like the 360 and think it's better than the ps3 i still think? pc is far better
no 2012...cant you ... By: MrTonychester. on 20 May 12, 00:09:19 no 2012...cant you read??
All the CoD fags ... By: kaledranger18. on 19 May 12, 21:34:30 All the CoD fags will play this, and then? Valve will win.
Crossplatform was ... By: DLTAJohnny. on 19 May 12, 14:54:46 Crossplatform was taken out, cause there would've been so much patching to be done, it would mess? up the PC version
Hmmm.... PC players ... By: Pe12LF. on 19 May 12, 03:37:59 Hmmm.... PC players vs Xbox 360 and PS3 players. I think PC would? own both of them don't you think?
> 9fag
Nope, just ... By: tintinytdj. on 18 May 12, 17:33:55 > 9fag
Nope, just a normal? thumbswhore.
is? DE_Dust Dustier? By: 007edgard007. on 18 May 12, 12:21:16 is? DE_Dust Dustier?
soooo 2015?? By: Monk3yLaff. on 18 May 12, 07:36:01 soooo 2015??
When is it coming? ... By: MrLogicthinking. on 17 May 12, 23:23:32 When is it coming? out?
When is it? coming ... By: MrLogicthinking. on 17 May 12, 23:23:18 When is it? coming out??
Man compare? this ... By: 11Aguilar11. on 17 May 12, 20:24:17 Man compare? this to the newest footage of the game, they have changed sooo much! First I didnt knew if itll be good, but now I want to play it soo much!
I played COD all my ... By: IBurnCuteThings. on 17 May 12, 03:14:58 I played COD all my life. Played CSS once. Pushed COD off of? a cliff.
does anyone? know ... By: Akins560. on 26 May 12, 03:23:45 does anyone? know how the portal guns pick things up, someone explain it to me scientifically if they? can, PLZ!!!!
The world is gloomy ... By: iTomzXD. on 25 May 12, 13:42:05 The world is gloomy. Without Valve?
I love how this ... By: awestruck3. on 25 May 12, 02:51:22 I love how this makes? it look happy
>Portal 2 appears.
... By: NexusSLD. on 13 May 12, 17:04:42 >Portal 2 appears.
>Best Game? of 2011
>Few months later
>Skyrim appears
>Best Game of 2011 at VGA
Lol rated everyone ... By: EasyAchiever65. on 11 May 12, 09:55:51 Lol rated everyone 10 and? up
Well Mother fucking ... By: MinecraftLively. on 11 May 12, 01:48:05 Well Mother fucking Alex is a? doctor
sxephil refrence
Yes go through? ... By: TheDestroyinator. on 09 May 12, 09:41:14 Yes go through? blue, come out orange, good work valve.
dota? 2 xD By: killendetsuger. on 08 May 12, 20:48:35 dota? 2 xD
the 2 top comments ... By: Unernedbrute25. on 08 May 12, 19:14:02 the 2 top comments are by the? sa()
()me person and i
No they? can still ... By: TerranWTF. on 08 May 12, 12:54:57 No they? can still make more games, i mean they made 4 main half life games, (not counting expansions) So they can do portal 2 episode 1 and 2, and the same with team fortress and left for dead.
what about left 4 ... By: MOTHAFUCKApYRO. on 08 May 12, 06:22:45 what about left 4 dead? 2 episode 1?
Well, there's a 4 ... By: Kvokki. on 06 May 12, 22:19:48 Well, there's a 4 in Left 4 Dead.?
It doesn't matter ... By: IR591620. on 04 May 12, 22:21:36 It doesn't matter what he meant, only what he said. The context might have held the answer, but he still could have been asking the guy if he had patients? that he took care of.
I think he meant? ... By: ComicTheUntitled. on 04 May 12, 17:35:57 I think he meant? patience.
say goodbye to your ... By: tekken3366. on 03 May 12, 22:26:47 say goodbye to your account?
i agree, but they ... By: tekken3366. on 03 May 12, 22:03:28 i agree, but they still make great games,? even if they cant count. :P
valve you fucked? ... By: InFernoxs1. on 01 May 12, 21:33:59 valve you fucked? up tf2! you monster!!!
not for everyone, i ... By: jamstok. on 01 May 12, 21:27:24 not for everyone, i love playing? followups.
I enjoyed Portal 1. ... By: TheYeIIowDucK. on 01 May 12, 21:24:44 I enjoyed Portal 1. Hell, I even enjoyed Portal 2, but I still think the original was better. Why? Simple. The original was something? new and innovative. The sequel is nothing but a cash-in and a remake.
I enjoyed Portal 1. ... By: TheYeIIowDucK. on 01 May 12, 21:22:28 I enjoyed Portal 1. Hell, I even enjoyed Portal 2, but I still think the original was better. Why?? Simple. The original was something new and innovative. The sequel is nothing but a cash-in and a remake.
Dear TheYellowDuck, ... By: jamstok. on 01 May 12, 19:29:41 Dear TheYellowDuck,
buy? another game.
love,
Anyone Who likes portal.
Dear Celine Rdrigez ... By: TheYeIIowDucK. on 01 May 12, 14:14:58 Dear Celine Rdrigez,
NO Portal 3 please.
Love,
Anyone who is capable of? reasonable thinking and doesn't like buying the same game over and over again.
This week's reason to pre-invest in Aperture Laboratories: CEO and founder Cave Johnson's announcement that the applied sciences company is making its military-grade turret line available to consumers.
Sorry, I'm married. ... By: TheKnightsOfGaming99. on 25 May 12, 23:28:59 Sorry, I'm married. TO SCIENCE!
Cave Johnson,? we're done here!
I love? you. By: FirenX951. on 25 May 12, 22:46:23 I love? you.
Cave Johnson here! ... By: TheKnightsOfGaming99. on 24 May 12, 03:29:08 Cave Johnson here! The math boys have been crunching some numbers, and we came up with a nice figure. We looked at our other Aperture Science Investment Opportunities and we assumed that everyone liked my speech. As a result, in their mind they may? have complimented me. "Man, that Cave Johnson is one smart fellow! They should give him a Nobel Prize. Heck, they should just make a whole new award for him! The Cave Johnson Award!" Figuring that in the views, I recieved $7,698,266.
Cough up YouTube.
What about comments ... By: 9imgood. on 24 May 12, 01:54:01 What about comments and threats?
Wait sir,? I have a better idea.
Double the price.
We got "Forest," " ... By: WillRennar. on 21 May 12, 18:53:45 We got "Forest," "Desert," (I'm different!) uhhh, "Table"... "Evening at? the Improv?" What idiot came up with**SKZZZRT**
I'm? Different By: dom3147. on 21 May 12, 10:53:40 I'm? Different
So Valve CAN? count ... By: kyla2071. on 20 May 12, 20:54:35 So Valve CAN? count to 3
If u guys look at ... By: MASTERAIRIOU. on 20 May 12, 07:30:26 If u guys look at the point in the vid where they transition from the types of turrets to how? they package em, and pause at JUST the right time, u CAN see a picture of a younger Cave Johnson! :O
imagine if wheatly ... By: luece24. on 20 May 12, 03:45:29 imagine if wheatly did get a job in manufacturing...
aperture turret in a? weighted cube sold in the box...
next would be a turret in an edge-less weighted cube...
When he says "try ... By: Thefatbot41. on 18 May 12, 06:14:12 When he says "try to get close to that baby." Dose that hint that chells mother/father may have? got a turret, and got shot by it?
Lol? at 0:37 "what ... By: guapoaj88. on 15 May 12, 06:44:35 Lol? at 0:37 "what idiot pick the brick"
"just try and get? ... By: zwexrctvgbyunimo. on 15 May 12, 03:12:39 "just try and get? close to that baby"
pedobear: "challenge accepted...."
0:36? ha, the pink ... By: TheN00bifier. on 15 May 12, 01:10:22 0:36? ha, the pink turret's facing the wrong way
Your appreciation ... By: TheKnightsOfGaming99. on 15 May 12, 01:05:04 Your appreciation is worth a lot. Just not in cash. So, now, compliments directed to me will cost a? dollar per compliment. Caroline will handle all transaction fees. Time is money people, and we need a lot of it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Because it's not ... By: MJEandPhyxesVids. on 15 May 12, 00:23:53 Because it's not 2105? yet.
... By: MJEandPhyxesVids. on 15 May 12, 00:23:21 TheKnightsOfGaming99 is? best Cave Johnson.
the baby? is a lie By: DerNamenlose1991. on 14 May 12, 07:14:49 the baby? is a lie
Oracle Turret: "I'm ... By: KRAYZIExREEPAx73. on 14 May 12, 06:06:08 Oracle Turret: "I'm different!"?
Heeeeeeey its? the ... By: evilshroomattack. on 14 May 12, 00:22:20 Heeeeeeey its? the Oracle turret!
Poop? this By: jk8743. on 13 May 12, 16:59:15 Poop? this
...why do you? ... By: stopthelegos2. on 13 May 12, 01:00:14 ...why do you? taunt us? You say these are for sale, but they aren't.
*Looks at? tittle* ... By: JrFilipino. on 12 May 12, 22:51:37 *Looks at? tittle*
Me: OMG VALVE CAN COUNT TO 3!!!!!!!!!
Turret: hi baby ... By: Aidax12345. on 12 May 12, 16:11:37 Turret: hi baby child :D, LATER: Goodnight baby child ! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW?
"Fires the whole ... By: upallhours9. on 11 May 12, 15:25:16 "Fires the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet". -Gotta have one, or two..?
*cave* just try? to ... By: duneman9. on 11 May 12, 03:40:56 *cave* just try? to get close to that baby! He he your funeral, cave johnson were done here
halls? of science By: periapsis413. on 26 May 12, 22:15:36 halls? of science
What is the song ... By: Glitchmaster767. on 26 May 12, 06:57:43 What is the song from? 0:00 to 0:16??
Just because? ... By: PlayfulLemon. on 23 May 12, 07:19:07 Just because? Wheatley says bloody and hell.
Rated EVERYONE!? 10 ... By: Buuu342. on 19 May 12, 08:51:38 Rated EVERYONE!? 10 and up...
No,? 2011. ._. By: StrongIntelligent. on 11 May 12, 19:43:18 No,? 2011. ._.
Fail
? By: TheMAVfilms. on 11 May 12, 16:00:15 Fail
?
science...? :D By: BOB37ize. on 11 May 12, 00:53:02 science...? :D
I remember? that ... By: Judearama. on 06 May 12, 02:02:58 I remember? that commercial in 2009 rite
more like
*7 year ... By: Filo127. on 05 May 12, 14:41:11 more like
*7 year old kid looks at portal 2 trailer
" this game is for little kids"
*continues playing Cod mw3 thinking that he is doing? something really mature
He shouldn't be ... By: billiejack123. on 02 May 12, 02:07:26 He shouldn't be swearing. He's 7.?
If you've been ... By: arcade15. on 01 May 12, 04:05:37 If you've been waiting for a proper mobile version of Portal, you should check out Vortex? - The Escape on the app store now!
Roses? are red
... By: supergreatsuper. on 30 Apr 12, 22:23:52 Roses? are red
Violets are blue
This game is rated everyone
Except for you.
Lol the whole ... By: supergreatsuper. on 30 Apr 12, 22:23:17 Lol the whole thing? is with blue and orange portals
0:08 FALSE Those ... By: Yaminia1. on 28 Apr 12, 03:52:31 0:08 FALSE Those Should Be Blue And Purple, Not? Blue and Orange!
Man, the beginning ... By: NajoTheWolf. on 28 Apr 12, 02:47:53 Man, the beginning fills me with such a happy emotion?
We're going to ... By: shadowforever15. on 23 Apr 12, 09:21:28 We're going to have? fun.. with science... and cake >:D
What song? plays at ... By: Glitchmaster767. on 20 Apr 12, 05:42:54 What song? plays at the beginning, it is soo amazing!
0:04 DO NOT LOOK AT ... By: JK2222FTW. on 17 Apr 12, 04:23:29 0:04 DO NOT LOOK AT THE OPORATIONAL END? OF THE DEVICE
Where? going to ... By: minecraftguy78. on 13 Apr 12, 02:41:54 Where? going to have fun
:) yay
With science
:(
Rated everyone 10+. ... By: supermantahoo. on 12 Apr 12, 06:11:15 Rated everyone 10+...? Except for people who are orphans apparently...
As if anyone gives ... By: zawsom. on 11 Apr 12, 22:46:06 As if anyone gives a? shit about ratings..
You don't HAVE to ... By: TheArzar. on 05 Apr 12, 11:21:56 You don't HAVE to wait. They are? just SUGGESTING you be 10 and up. For a 9 year old it will not be scary.
Science Is Fun, ... By: BrysonSharpsMind. on 03 Apr 12, 23:18:57 Science Is Fun, from the Portal? 2 Soundtrack.
GLaDOS: We're going ... By: Hairster07. on 28 Mar 12, 23:12:44 GLaDOS: We're going to have fun,
Me: Yay!!!!!!!
GLaDOS: With science.
Me: I HAVE to go to school? on saturday for science class?!?! CRUD!
Now I understand ... By: TheShopiholic208. on 24 May 12, 18:41:45 Now I understand why most human versions? of P-Body are girls
LOOOL? By: yamatodriver. on 22 May 12, 11:36:56 LOOOL?
Hey guys i want to ... By: gigamagnus3. on 19 May 12, 15:34:44 Hey guys i want to make a Co-op with? some1 :D Plz tell me who wants to make a coop :D i got the server :D just tell me those things :
Youtube name :
Skype name :
You do know he? ... By: LuckyJetilianna. on 19 May 12, 02:28:17 You do know he? means that chell is cave johnsons daughter
please add me on ... By: LPcorner. on 15 May 12, 18:39:51 please add me on xbox live to play portal 2 my? name is 'lpjunkie' thank you :)
I made a portal 2 ... By: statgames. on 13 May 12, 14:45:39 I made a portal 2 co-op lets-play? check it out :D /watch?v=7Jvi6UzAJdg
Caroline was his? ... By: 18thealien. on 12 May 12, 16:19:13 Caroline was his? ASSISTANT you dickwad.
looks like? portal ... By: temanimi. on 06 May 12, 10:50:52 looks like? portal language
OMG OVER? ... By: optionen100. on 01 May 12, 08:53:00 OMG OVER? 90000000000000000
PEOPLE SAID "her"
SO STOP Wvdkpl+fiohgfhjklhg
I thought Caroline ... By: MasterOphSky. on 22 Apr 12, 15:37:59 I thought Caroline was his wife or assistant??
I was just about? ... By: WeegeeMaster64. on 04 Apr 12, 18:58:14 I was just about? to post that
Atlas is a modified ... By: dilster97. on 02 Apr 12, 16:14:55 Atlas is a modified personality core.?
P-body is a modified turret.
NOPE !! Caroline is ... By: optionen100. on 02 Apr 12, 13:51:21 NOPE !! Caroline is GlaDOS ! And CHELL is his? Daughter -.-
Blue = Simon lane
... By: TheMoviePax. on 31 Mar 12, 10:19:13 Blue = Simon lane
Orange? = Lewis Shit (IDK his surename!)
AKA GLaDOS? is a ... By: Russianmblue. on 31 Mar 12, 05:50:43 AKA GLaDOS? is a girl. Caroline (Cave johnsons daughter) was programmed into her
i think the ... By: hoodedamw306. on 30 Mar 12, 03:54:49 i think the orange's body is? based on the turret and the blue on wheatley
psn: ... By: Mericamc. on 28 Mar 12, 03:39:07 psn: Dawesomeststeva?
if you played the ... By: leafblight27. on 27 Mar 12, 23:08:10 if you played the game, you'd realize how much of a derp you just made yourself look like. No seriously, I won't spoil it? for you, play the game first before trying to look smart.
A Valentine's Day gift buyer's guide, with a surprising conclusion. hint: Portal 2 is available for pre-order at:
http://thinkwithp ortals.com/preorders .php
I love how for the ... By: PerfectKirby. on 24 May 12, 19:24:38 I love how for the first 3 gifts, the guy waved at people, but they were? just like, "meh." Then he came in with the portal gun and suddenly they were all waving at him XD
Anyone else see the ... By: TheShopiholic208. on 24 May 12, 18:45:05 Anyone else see the Turret at one of the office desks, nope ,just? me?
WHERE? IS PORTAL ... By: calf144. on 23 May 12, 11:54:46 WHERE? IS PORTAL GUN!?!
man valve is too ... By: nooblegal2. on 21 May 12, 22:14:38 man valve is too smart the cave johnson lemons typography and this man oh my god!!!!!!!!!! This? is why i bought portal 2!
NOT THE BEES!!!? By: Thepsycoticnuke. on 21 May 12, 05:23:14 NOT THE BEES!!!?
Why? are all these ... By: DrNazus. on 20 May 12, 18:45:05 Why? are all these people naked?
or you can just pay ... By: Sporeriffic. on 18 May 12, 03:18:27 or you can just pay 100 dollars on? tf2... if you really want to -_-
YAY? SLAM THAT ... By: invadersnes64. on 13 May 12, 02:48:45 YAY? SLAM THAT KEYBOARD!
I'd marry anyone, ... By: RoronoaZoroSensei. on 12 May 12, 16:53:31 I'd marry anyone, including Justine bieber to? get a portal gun (°__°)
I'd love to recive? ... By: ombroso1000. on 12 May 12, 11:45:50 I'd love to recive? a portal gun
How do they make? ... By: lillisund. on 12 May 12, 02:32:35 How do they make? these cartoons/animations? What program do they use?
they're all giving ... By: Meep3692. on 11 May 12, 23:58:33 they're all giving gifts to the same girl XD?
watch the PeTI vid. ... By: Meep3692. on 11 May 12, 23:55:41 watch the PeTI vid. they all slam? the edge of there keboard when they type
If someone got? me ... By: Gummifi. on 11 May 12, 21:44:05 If someone got? me a portal gun, I'd love them :)
Diamond guy is in ... By: halowarrior1000. on 09 May 12, 03:03:17 Diamond guy is in PORTAL 2? LEVEL EDITOR AD! :D
how do you tell if ... By: SuperCanteloupe. on 08 May 12, 22:57:33 how do you tell if someone in this kind of cartoon is a girl or not? cause it would be really akward to give a love gift to a man when you? thought he was a girl
Well, guess it's ... By: sladikk. on 08 May 12, 06:03:54 Well, guess it's another thing to add to my list of reasons why a portal gun would be the? best thing in the world.
I love the guy? ... By: spidersand55. on 07 May 12, 22:51:48 I love the guy? slamming the keyboard
Turret? at 0:10, ... By: CrySomeLess. on 06 May 12, 11:13:59 Turret? at 0:10, top right corner.
"Women? love ... By: ZeroSupport1. on 05 May 12, 12:30:24 "Women? love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications" Suuure...
Nothing, it's on ... By: Jomster777. on 04 May 12, 20:12:25 Nothing, it's on par with? a Physics Gun... I would also like a Black Hole Gun
every one? move ... By: AkitaHaru1. on 02 May 12, 06:15:33 every one? move your arm up and down and do the arm pit clap!
Last week we took delivery of the full-scale level 1 sentry gun, made for us by WETA Workshop - complete with a motion sensor and audio. It's an incredible piece of craftsmanship that we just had to share with the TF2 community and any visitors brave enough to enter our lobby.
so... do you take ... By: deckeroful. on 26 May 12, 22:46:26 so... do you take 30? sec to build that sentry? My engi is faster
Why you? kill ... By: 1234gmv. on 26 May 12, 22:31:15 Why you? kill Freddiew!?!?!??!?!?!
he didnt wack it ... By: xvideoxgamerrx. on 26 May 12, 20:02:10 he didnt wack it with? a wrench.,
Cool but, WHEN ARE ... By: pancakeeaterz99. on 26 May 12, 13:03:57 Cool but, WHEN ARE YOU GOING RELEASE? EP3!?!?! NEVER!?
When it's casual ... By: Randomest672. on 26 May 12, 12:03:24 When it's casual Friday and everyone is wearing jeans, they should get it? to shoot meatballs.
Poot sentry? here. By: fristajluch. on 26 May 12, 09:43:58 Poot sentry? here.
They should have ... By: Therandomchannel9999. on 25 May 12, 19:33:26 They should have built levels? two and three for the sentries also...
Meanwhile at valve. ... By: UnusedBroadcast. on 25 May 12, 18:40:10 Meanwhile at valve......
?
I wonder? what the ... By: StudioWooo7. on 25 May 12, 09:10:00 I wonder? what the secret corridor to HL3 contains?
Now all we need is ... By: infinityperson. on 25 May 12, 04:40:25 Now all we need is a real life dispenser and a? real life sapper.
Where's da spy ... By: PokettoNyan. on 25 May 12, 04:34:39 Where's da spy sapping dat? sentry? xD
Featured Video: " ... By: MisterS4ndm4n. on 25 May 12, 02:10:41 Featured Video: "strippin".? Good job Youtube.
I dont believe it, ... By: Seekerofshadowz. on 25 May 12, 01:13:30 I dont believe it, as quoted by engineer part 1 section 3 sub section 7 time 7:07 The engineer says, Designed by Me, Built by Me, and better hope, not pointed at you. I did? not see the engineer make this therefore it is unbelievable (
valve's? very own ... By: duboman3. on 24 May 12, 23:21:36 valve's? very own security sentry to kill those who try to sneak in and take ep3.
It costs $400,000, ... By: MASTERAIRIOU. on 24 May 12, 23:06:41 It costs $400,000, to activate this Sentry,? for 12 Seconds.
XD? exectly By: MrGman12394. on 24 May 12, 22:56:06 XD? exectly
now make a? level 3 By: android16B. on 23 May 12, 21:35:20 now make a? level 3
I MUST? PUT THIS ON ... By: brandonlols86. on 23 May 12, 09:11:42 I MUST? PUT THIS ON MY ROOM OMG
I? went to valve a ... By: GratsProductions. on 23 May 12, 03:42:32 I? went to valve a few days ago, the turret has been replaced by atlas :(
I will pay 400,000 ... By: ZombieMonkey7. on 23 May 12, 00:36:56 I will pay 400,000 dollars just to own that...for? 12 seconds
That? is awesome!!!! By: Snip3rk1ng1. on 22 May 12, 12:01:13 That? is awesome!!!!
SPAH? SAPPIN' MAH ... By: ToiletWarefare. on 21 May 12, 12:24:24 SPAH? SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!
Looks like they'll have to make another...
Heavy: NO !? put ... By: yigit109. on 21 May 12, 06:01:08 Heavy: NO !? put Dispencer here
They should make ... By: Acasualgamer576. on 21 May 12, 00:55:47 They should make it? shoot paintballs!
If? only Bill had a ... By: koolpizzafool. on 26 May 12, 20:01:26 If? only Bill had a boomer bile. :(
0:13 Got? a light? By: Ninjago365. on 25 May 12, 23:07:47 0:13 Got? a light?
eh, they are but if ... By: megaman139. on 25 May 12, 16:16:14 eh, they are but if you buy the sacrifice for L4D1 then you gain the mobs in L4D2 and the? weapons, i think
MARCSZERO? EEEEEE By: thelord cabeçudo. on 25 May 12, 00:39:27 MARCSZERO? EEEEEE
Oh, lol? By: Ninjago365. on 23 May 12, 22:22:13 Oh, lol?
In l4d2, you can ... By: TheComicproductions. on 23 May 12, 16:15:17 In l4d2, you can play l4d1 maps but with jockeys,? chargers, new guns and defibs etc.
But i thought ... By: Ninjago365. on 22 May 12, 21:25:10 But i thought Jockeys were? in L4D2?
lol? you just won ... By: KronossClockwork. on 25 May 12, 03:16:43 lol? you just won the game
Shut? up! You're ... By: KronossClockwork. on 25 May 12, 03:14:13 Shut? up! You're supposed to be dead!
Hope they'll? make ... By: Baba Chin. on 25 May 12, 02:39:17 Hope they'll? make portal 3
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so i ... By: AAAbsoluXXX. on 24 May 12, 00:31:07 my pc suxx
so i participate to the asus boost my? pc french contest
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How to start ... By: danewgui2. on 23 May 12, 03:46:22 How to start massive debate war: Starhawk and Warhawk are way better than COD but not portal 2 or crysis? 3 (true facts).
1:33 Portal surface ... By: dejimmeistahmon4742. on 22 May 12, 04:34:57 1:33 Portal surface
1:45? Portal surface
Solved it.
Cave Johnson 2012!? By: AgentPort. on 21 May 12, 19:00:08 Cave Johnson 2012!?
Nice? By: Legocraft1. on 21 May 12, 11:04:55 Nice?
I like? this ... By: RidleyCA. on 20 May 12, 20:59:49 I like? this trailer, because, unlike most game trailers, it actually shows most you can actually do in-game.
My god,? fucking ... By: dfmh1. on 20 May 12, 02:41:49 My god,? fucking genius.
P body gets crushed ... By: sniperLOLfluf. on 19 May 12, 23:43:37 P body gets crushed
Atalas : NOOO
P? body : hi
Atalas : I LOVE YOU
Want a free $10 ... By: HiWantFreeStuff. on 18 May 12, 22:41:57 Want a free $10 iTunes/Best Buy/Amazon or Starbucks card?
Then follow these steps below.
1.Go? to the App Store on your iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch or to the Android Market on your Android device.
2.Search "App Trailers"
3.Download App.
4.Enter in the bonus code "freegiftpromo".
5.Redeem a prize of your choice.
You're welcome. (:
Want a free $10 ... By: HiWantFreeStuff. on 18 May 12, 22:37:34 Want a free $10 iTunes/Best Buy/Amazon or Starbucks card?
Then follow these steps below.
1.Go to the App Store on your iPhone/iPad/iPod Touch or to the Android Market on your Android device.
2.Search "App Trailers"
3.Download App.
4.Enter in the bonus code "freegiftpromo".
5.Redeem a prize of your choice.
You're welcome.? (:
Quality? > quantity By: 13kumiko. on 17 May 12, 19:50:49 Quality? > quantity
and i see your? ... By: Mariowitfanoobsond. on 17 May 12, 15:39:30 and i see your? hating on this game because your stupid :3
mw3 blows. it isnt? ... By: LomboyProjects. on 17 May 12, 03:48:30 mw3 blows. it isnt? even considered a video game compared to Portal.
No one cares about? ... By: xundeadx14. on 16 May 12, 18:37:12 No one cares about? sells.
Portal 2 sold only ... By: Mrchadwarden1. on 16 May 12, 18:16:41 Portal 2 sold only 3? million copies
Mw3 sold 30 million copies
TAKE THAT COD HATERS!
please add me on ... By: LPcorner. on 15 May 12, 18:39:31 please add me on xbox live to play portal 2? my name is 'lpjunkie' thank you :)
Anybody? else just ... By: OniLink977. on 14 May 12, 21:57:06 Anybody? else just buy this during the steam sale? :)
/user/CBDGaming? ... By: CBDGaming. on 14 May 12, 09:35:28 /user/CBDGaming?feature=mhee??
I made a portal? 2 ... By: statgames. on 13 May 12, 14:43:57 I made a portal? 2 co-op lets-play check it out :D /watch?v=7Jvi6UzAJdg
Doing a Portal 2? ... By: flareblitz007. on 12 May 12, 23:18:03 Doing a Portal 2? giveaway on my channel.
just? got the game ... By: ua98s. on 12 May 12, 22:53:14 just? got the game on pc but im installing it cant wait!!
Aperture's second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute resulted in Repulsion Gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently-ingeste d food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's distended stomach and out his or her mouth.
For various reasons, this also was pulled from the shelves.
lol have you never? ... By: Bob1997654321. on 25 May 12, 23:19:33 lol have you never? played portal, you have boots that work like shock absorbers
The purpose of this ... By: zorzer13. on 17 May 12, 15:09:43 The purpose of this chamber is to demonstrate the repulsion? gel, not finding the best solution.
In a way, I guess.
... By: MorganOfTheAncients. on 12 May 12, 09:00:16 In a way, I guess.
P.S. I think you mean? bulimia.
1:10? ... By: MinecraftMikeMCRC. on 11 May 12, 22:11:26 1:10? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!
new map maker lets? ... By: MrViele83. on 11 May 12, 01:26:03 new map maker lets? you make this
They could have ... By: Ohsneezeme. on 09 May 12, 23:09:54 They could have just made? the surface underneath you unportalable.
So repulsion gel is ... By: Sunshine123RPG. on 09 May 12, 00:14:44 So repulsion gel is basically an anorexic's dream??
what shit pc u ... By: mrbest20. on 07 May 12, 22:40:53 what shit pc u guys? using?
fucking lag
I build? that ... By: dragstore999. on 06 May 12, 19:18:26 I build? that chamber in DLC
Probably the reason ... By: MK7401. on 04 May 12, 13:04:03 Probably the reason why the? level was cut.
Of course this one ... By: TrackManiaFtw. on 03 May 12, 15:37:23 Of course this one exists, at? least the first part
Probably because ... By: misterkevinoh. on 02 May 12, 02:42:05 Probably because they wanted? to make it into a Youtube video.
Why not? shoot at ... By: helpful123456789. on 01 May 12, 19:44:03 Why not? shoot at all?!
0:19 y u no shoot? ... By: helpful123456789. on 01 May 12, 19:42:19 0:19 y u no shoot? floor to skip level
this is the level ... By: billycuthbert. on 01 May 12, 18:05:04 this is the level on? the back of the box
too easy^^? By: Gehr96. on 01 May 12, 08:37:09 too easy^^?
The answer?
FUN, ... By: aln447. on 30 Apr 12, 14:39:41 The answer?
FUN, FUN, FUN, FUN!?
It's just a demo ... By: TheInevitableHulk. on 28 Apr 12, 22:13:29 It's just a demo to? show the uses of the repulsion gel
with the new update ... By: Roboshi2007. on 28 Apr 12, 20:34:53 with the new update,? we can make it happen.
I suppose it is? ... By: MNooze. on 28 Apr 12, 19:55:36 I suppose it is? the reason why it wasn't put into the main game.
I'll be glad to ... By: TheSinfulFreedom. on 28 Apr 12, 07:26:58 I'll be glad to answer that for you. Ahem.
Step 1 enter chamber
Step 2 shoot a portal directly above the door at end of chamber.
Step 3 shoot portal at feet.
You have now completed the chamber. But don't worry. We have so much more? testing to do.
Silly turrets. ... By: Dexineable. on 25 Apr 12, 22:13:57 Silly turrets. Cave told you to not get covered in the repulsion gel, but you didn't listen. :)?
ye but? how less ... By: trifio5242. on 23 Apr 12, 15:12:57 ye but? how less awesome it will be=)
Because it's a ... By: MyBigpoo. on 21 Apr 12, 10:24:24 Because it's a repulsion gel demonstration -.-'?
For some strange ... By: L337LYC4N. on 20 Apr 12, 06:39:54 For some strange reason, the turrets flying? around made me laugh XP
Aerial Faith Plates are part of a larger trust experiment designed to help the Enrichment Center discover whether the capacity for trust is affected by being catapulted into space.
Because the things ... By: zorzer13. on 17 May 12, 15:05:42 Because the things you see in this video are under development, low priority stuff like the gun holding animation are added later closer to? the release date.
Then? when the cube ... By: GeertvdJagt. on 15 May 12, 21:29:35 Then? when the cube is destroyed, a new one is automatically respawned. So you can't get trapped. You should know if you played Portal.
Then you can just ... By: sirdownloadsalot. on 13 May 12, 02:52:37 Then you can just Portal back and grab the? next cube.
Step? on the button ... By: helpful123456789. on 05 May 12, 01:20:46 Step? on the button.
It SHOULD be in throwing range.
Look at you,? ... By: alexflyingmonkies. on 04 May 12, 03:19:03 Look at you,? soaring through the air like an eagle
... piloting a blimp.
now, tell me, how ... By: Leobizaz12. on 03 May 12, 01:22:47 now, tell me, how do you throw the cube , if the button needs the? cube to open the door...?
1:19
1. Throw cube ... By: helpful123456789. on 01 May 12, 19:41:00 1:19
1. Throw cube into emancipation grill.
2. Get trapped.
3. ????
4.? Profit!
(In portal2.exe or ... By: yishbarr. on 01 May 12, 12:51:30 (In portal2.exe or in other words, the? Portal 2 engine, that doesn't happen to a gun that doesn't have a holding animation).
It happens with all ... By: yishbarr. on 01 May 12, 12:38:59 It happens with all the guns that don't have animations for holding objects. They didn't have one for this WIP portal gun.?
As eddie said i as ... By: dravenmario. on 30 Apr 12, 02:09:33 As eddie said i as well am high educated but still young. And wanted to work with you!?
why does his gone ... By: MegaShrooom. on 28 Apr 12, 21:32:59 why does his gone dissapear when he picks up the cube??
Hey Valve. im 14 ... By: Eddieost0309. on 28 Apr 12, 19:13:06 Hey Valve. im 14 right now and i want to be a commentator. i truly love your work and your? amazing games and i though maybe when im older... can i work at Valve? that would be simply amazing. of course i have a lot of time but i really wanna work with you
Garry made Garry's ... By: thethrifter1. on 28 Apr 12, 00:13:08 Garry made Garry's Mod and Counter Strike was originally a mod, so technically Valve only made Half Life out of that list. :P
Valve made both games possible? though so I'll let you off.
Like a box you? ... By: ChampelliotVideos. on 22 Apr 12, 11:46:44 Like a box you? mean.
On the Button? Like ... By: Ratchet11511. on 14 Apr 12, 04:43:56 On the Button? Like a Boss
Valve,
Thank you ... By: GreenacresStudent. on 13 Apr 12, 13:18:56 Valve,
Thank you for makin Garrys Mod, Half Life 2,? and Counter-Strike. I really like the games, they very nice, and I just LOVE your games!
Sincerely,
GreenacresStudent
hey son i am ... By: wyattben123. on 13 Apr 12, 01:16:24 hey son i am hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!?
-turret flying in ... By: 12crocdude. on 06 Apr 12, 06:07:08 -turret flying in air about to die- Me: D: turret:why? -splash- Me:? T-T
"Hey honey im ho- ... By: TheMoviePax. on 31 Mar 12, 10:30:55 "Hey honey im ho- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"?
This test chamber ... By: wildgoosespeeder. on 30 Mar 12, 00:05:23 This test chamber is better than the one in the final release because you have to use Portals to proceed. Turrets are a? bonus for difficulty.
I wonder how many ... By: KoyotoShadow. on 27 Mar 12, 00:01:21 I wonder how many times they? tested that area to get that flawless result...?
Poetry's great
And? ... By: E1craZ4life. on 24 Mar 12, 15:09:33 Poetry's great
And? fun to read.
But how did it start?
To know is my need.
1:14
... By: determinator125. on 19 Mar 12, 04:34:55 1:14
GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Whoever is playing ... By: Kyleisbeast9. on 19 Mar 12, 03:23:47 Whoever is playing doesn't play like me, if I see a faith plate? I just jump on it, that's why wheatley's trap got me so easily
A new version of the Portal 2 video starring Stephen Merchant as Wheatley.
In addition to introducing Merchant, this footage gives a deeper look into Aperture Science and shows off some of the new rendering effects in the game.
For more information about Portal 2, please visit http://www.thinkwith portals.com/
To stop? the power ... By: CabooseIsMatthew. on 12 May 12, 22:11:26 To stop? the power up
Password for what? ... By: jakex322. on 12 May 12, 17:25:19 Password for what?
?
We need a Wheatley ... By: TheColetrain1997. on 12 May 12, 13:40:04 We need a Wheatley Satnav? voice.
THAT WAS BETA!? By: mrshanegt. on 10 May 12, 12:57:59 THAT WAS BETA!?
IN THE BETA FILES ... By: ZABOLPANFU. on 10 May 12, 06:58:13 IN THE BETA FILES THERE IS THAT HE? SAYD CAKE AND IT WORKED
No...? IT HAS TO BE ... By: mrshanegt. on 10 May 12, 02:07:53 No...? IT HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS! Idiot
Maybe? they ... By: GoldenHeartNecklace. on 05 May 12, 22:27:38 Maybe? they designed Wheatly -from- his voice O_o
1:14? Turret-turret ... By: alexflyingmonkies. on 04 May 12, 03:29:15 1:14? Turret-turret-BOX!-BOX!-Turret-Turret-BOX!-BOX!
y u no put in game!?!?!
Contains content? ... By: michaelpmalin. on 03 May 12, 21:53:24 Contains content? form: EA!?!?!
STEPHEN? MERCHANT, ... By: Animefestify. on 03 May 12, 00:27:34 STEPHEN? MERCHANT, NOT STEVEN
GOSH
The password was? ... By: ZABOLPANFU. on 02 May 12, 18:28:56 The password was? Cake
maybe
P O T A T? O By: massivive. on 02 May 12, 15:32:39 maybe
P O T A T? O
@EpsilonChannel ( ... By: nintendofan9797. on 30 Apr 12, 00:49:04 @EpsilonChannel (spoilers) according to Wheatley in the final boss the password is? a b c d e f g h (I think, I'm not sure if it's less or more than that.)
a a a a a a...
... By: EpsilonChannel. on 29 Apr 12, 21:44:29 a a a a a a...
maybe...
G L? A D O S?
Yeah,? that its not ... By: Parachuteification. on 29 Apr 12, 18:18:03 Yeah,? that its not going to be made.
Eny news about ... By: Maty0987654321. on 25 Apr 12, 17:12:32 Eny news about portal3??
The password is? ... By: CabooseIsMatthew. on 21 Apr 12, 04:29:02 The password is? Caroline
Actually, according ... By: MrMinecraftrocks88. on 17 Apr 12, 17:09:56 Actually, according to? captainsparklez, his name is pronounced Hwheatley
1:40 I? wish i had ... By: RapidMuzic. on 16 Apr 12, 23:18:55 1:40 I? wish i had a giant gundam model factory
More apps and? ... By: FlashBash64. on 15 Apr 12, 23:51:58 More apps and? features. Windows computers are really just slow pieces of junk.
The iPad is just a ... By: MasterOphSky. on 15 Apr 12, 21:50:27 The iPad is just a really big iPod.?
Have you seen the ... By: TheMoviePax. on 14 Apr 12, 20:08:15 Have you seen the british movie Valiant?
Go see it if you havent. First time I heard Steven's voice. I knew there? was something known by Wheatly's voice
Nope.? By: FlashBash64. on 14 Apr 12, 17:30:54 Nope.?
Everything they ... By: MasterOphSky. on 14 Apr 12, 17:23:53 Everything they made so far. The iPad's overrated anyway.?
Is it wrong if I ... By: MasterOphSky. on 14 Apr 12, 17:22:37 Is it wrong if I prefer Wheatley over Glados as? a partner?
Alien Swarm is a game and Source SDK release from a group of talented designers at Valve who were hired from the Mod community. Available free of charge, the game thrusts players into an epic bug hunt featuring a unique blend of co-op play and squad-level tactics. With your friends, form a squad of four distinct IAF Marine classes.
made by? modders, ... By: JollyManProductions. on 24 May 12, 01:35:53 made by? modders, yet its a mountain range better than revelations 2012
To all who want to ... By: L3gion3r. on 23 May 12, 19:39:21 To all who want to play the old AS mod for UT2K4 but there are not servers:? I plan to make a AS party from early to mid July. If you want, you can join so we can experience the classic. Feel free to repost this message (you know, the more people the more fun) as I will repost to all AS videos. Cheers!
Isn't this just? an ... By: mrdudemanx2. on 22 May 12, 00:36:31 Isn't this just? an alien sydrome reskin?
Did? the A in Alien ... By: narutardyish. on 15 May 12, 00:55:38 Did? the A in Alien Swarm try to give me a brohoof?
Make it compatible? ... By: Leagacyfilms. on 06 May 12, 19:15:40 Make it compatible? with Mac!!!!!!
i miss playing this ... By: BloodLord312. on 05 May 12, 15:43:57 i miss playing this game? so much lol.. nobody plays it no more..
it needs? more maps By: zorakornev946. on 30 Apr 12, 13:49:50 it needs? more maps
thumbs up for alien ... By: roblox13337. on 28 Apr 12, 20:22:24 thumbs up for alien swarm 2!!!?
That is because it ... By: 787theninja. on 22 Apr 12, 22:51:08 That is because it is a? small ship!
and you? get a hat ... By: SuperUndiesFTW. on 06 Apr 12, 17:38:03 and you? get a hat :D
They stole? heavy's ... By: Mechasurge77. on 05 Apr 12, 01:00:19 They stole? heavy's minigun... 0:31
The only reason I'm ... By: DualSpartan117. on 31 Mar 12, 12:42:49 The only reason I'm getting this? is because of the TF2 Hat. :3
should i play this ... By: chingchongclement. on 31 Mar 12, 12:40:31 should i play this game ??? looks like gunbros from apple :o any recommendation of steam games reply me pls, kinda tired? of tf2 and killing floor
O_O I didnt know? ... By: TheMoviePax. on 31 Mar 12, 10:36:26 O_O I didnt know? they made this game!
I thought it was ubisoft!
VALVE! Y U MAKE 3RD PERSON GAME!?
This game needs a ... By: SkiorDiablo. on 29 Mar 12, 17:28:58 This game needs a versus mod like Left 4 Dead.? :)
Thanks Valve.
as we see aerial ... By: 10HoursEdition. on 25 May 12, 17:34:14 as we see aerial faith plates weren't planned in start. in most trailers we see panels? instead them.
1:24 SURPRISE! Were ... By: nelsonr12. on 25 May 12, 07:12:30 1:24 SURPRISE! Were doing? it now!
Steak 'n? Shake ... By: alexthepure. on 24 May 12, 04:49:11 Steak 'n? Shake Frisco Sauce.
You cannot unthink it.
I'll take your ... By: countofcounts. on 22 May 12, 06:34:34 I'll take your word? for it.
i? see what u did ... By: BobExdee. on 21 May 12, 00:04:10 i? see what u did thar
Put this stuff on a ... By: SlugsR Worthless. on 20 May 12, 14:50:34 Put this stuff on a drop slide. Then DIE.?
Agreed. Hell, ... By: RRaccoon99. on 19 May 12, 21:26:41 Agreed. Hell, There? are 2 Unused Gels Because of the Play testers! Climbing and Reflection gel!
alright i guess il? ... By: beavyhoots. on 19 May 12, 20:50:35 alright i guess il? press the dislike button then
repulsion gel! ( ... By: acernet12. on 19 May 12, 00:23:25 repulsion gel! (otherwise? know as grease...)
Just about? to, ... By: TheCrazyal02. on 18 May 12, 22:51:08 Just about? to, actually.
0:43? JARATE! By: Tsnuamiman. on 17 May 12, 11:41:01 0:43? JARATE!
I bet at 1:21 that ... By: Halflifefan54. on 17 May 12, 01:26:40 I bet at 1:21 that part was? where wheatly's surprise was originally going to start.
I hacked the like ... By: ASSASSIANScreed546. on 15 May 12, 23:34:26 I hacked the like button try to push it you? cant
Can't Valve hire ... By: deividas56. on 11 May 12, 23:22:00 Can't Valve hire playtesters who are atleast better at gaming? than a cat?
propulsion gel vs.? ... By: AcrondefyRoblox. on 08 May 12, 22:51:45 propulsion gel vs.? MASHY SPIKE PLATE
anyone else ... By: comperko. on 08 May 12, 09:51:13 anyone else checking out closely this level so they can recreate? it in new editor dlc? :D
There will be a ton ... By: Kvokki. on 06 May 12, 22:26:08 There will be a ton of these now that the map editor is gonna be released.? Though it seems crushers wont be added at launch time : /
Wich m?????? f????? ... By: dragstore999. on 06 May 12, 19:08:10 Wich m?????? f????? dislikr?!
yes,? thats what i ... By: dragstore999. on 06 May 12, 16:27:47 yes,? thats what i need
I need Crushers in ... By: dragstore999. on 06 May 12, 16:27:21 I need Crushers in DLC LevelEditor. Valve can u answer? this question?
I hope there's ... By: Mezworld. on 06 May 12, 15:51:42 I hope there's crushers in the? dlc, so I can make this awesome level
Lasers? are red,
... By: Noobgalaxies. on 05 May 12, 08:08:52 Lasers? are red,
bouncy gel is blue,
that's a crusher and we sell them too.
The levels in this ... By: thegameplayingfreak5. on 04 May 12, 02:20:09 The levels in this video were beta test levels before the? game was released.
@TheCrazyal02 ... By: ratchetandclankf. on 25 May 12, 15:00:59 @TheCrazyal02 probably not because the PETI doesn't have invisible triggers.? You will notice that some panels activate when the user walks (or jumps) towards them. Can't do that.
Enrichment sphere ... By: luece24. on 20 May 12, 03:03:22 Enrichment sphere test chamber :D?
Cant do it without ... By: Ohsneezeme. on 19 May 12, 04:06:33 Cant do it without triggers and? the rest of the entities.
Or we could just ... By: TheCrazyal02. on 18 May 12, 22:53:38 Or we could just recreate them in? the PTI.
yes you do, what ... By: zorzer13. on 17 May 12, 14:55:41 yes you do, what you see in the video is? probably the beta version of that level.
Are you stupida or ... By: Nucl3arGam1ng. on 14 May 12, 15:11:06 Are you stupida or are you just playing stupid? It's the same level only that there's different textures and some? minor changes. The solving and the inportant stuff is there in chapter 6
The old? aperture ... By: deividas56. on 14 May 12, 12:58:24 The old? aperture chambers don't look like that dumbass.
Hmmm... this seems? ... By: SpyroCoolLP. on 13 May 12, 15:48:27 Hmmm... this seems? VERY familiar...
Valve should come ... By: Ohsneezeme. on 09 May 12, 23:14:21 Valve should come out with a? DLC called the "Rejected Chamber Testing Initiative"
This? map was in ... By: MrLuxona. on 08 May 12, 14:21:54 This? map was in reunion capter but with different textures
Ich mag Kekse. ... By: dragstore999. on 06 May 12, 13:20:05 Ich mag Kekse. Watch : Portal 2 Perpetual testing? iniciative!
Wait, don't you ... By: cr0mecat. on 04 May 12, 20:53:38 Wait, don't you play this level but as an older version underground? When Cave Johnson leads you thru? the tests..
personally if they ... By: AkitaHaru1. on 02 May 12, 06:17:34 personally if they thought the? ones in portal 2 where hard they should probably just went back to there shooters.
Yeah, in one of the ... By: DJDALLYDEE. on 01 May 12, 23:00:30 Yeah, in one of the commentary nodes, they said that they? changed the emancipation grills so that new players could easily see them and understand what they do and ect...
That's? because I ... By: yishbarr. on 01 May 12, 12:32:10 That's? because I think they didn't have the portal 2 fizzlers and portal 2 beta version I think was made in the HL2 or portal 1 engine.
skilled player? By: gorrilaboy22. on 01 May 12, 00:03:46 skilled player?
this one actually ... By: pokemax555. on 30 Apr 12, 08:48:49 this one actually did make it? into the game though, and was even made slightly harder
I wasn't talking ... By: nachos908283. on 29 Apr 12, 23:21:17 I wasn't talking about this one, I was talking about maps? not even showed because testers thought they were too hard...
This one was in ... By: Hajzza. on 29 Apr 12, 13:00:36 This one was in Portal 2, it was just reskinned to be an Old? Aperture map... -.-
like? a boss :D By: OJlOJlOWA. on 29 Apr 12, 08:50:33 like? a boss :D
Notice that? they ... By: DJDALLYDEE. on 28 Apr 12, 19:19:36 Notice that? they used the old emancipation grills from portal 1 in this game.
Don't be silly, ... By: TheRobsterGaming. on 28 Apr 12, 08:52:53 Don't be silly, Valve can't? count to 3.
I can't wait untill ... By: TheMiner4U2. on 22 Apr 12, 19:17:45 I can't wait untill portal 3 or part 2? of portal 2.
these videos were ... By: chellintheportals. on 22 Apr 12, 17:24:30 these videos were on t.v.? all i saw was p-body and atlas! wow i've missed? a lot!
nope? :) By: MikezDaBoss. on 23 May 12, 02:09:32 nope? :)
1:20? boink? By: FunOrange42. on 18 May 12, 23:30:43 1:20? boink?
They are. Problem ... By: TheCrazyal02. on 18 May 12, 23:01:39 They are. Problem is, they only? are in scripted events. Reverse excursion funnels also serve much the same purpose.
I wish? this was in ... By: MountainDewAndVodka. on 18 May 12, 05:35:47 I wish? this was in the portal workshop at least...
I wish these were ... By: TheLancerDeuce. on 13 May 12, 04:42:04 I wish these were in the game.? Too bad everyone keeps trying to stuff people into them in hammer rather then objects like their mention for.
DAMN YOU? GABE ... By: andybirdman22. on 13 May 12, 03:29:06 DAMN YOU? GABE NEWELL
They also wanted to ... By: AwsomeNess3304. on 12 May 12, 10:15:37 They also wanted to include a? third gel which allowed you to walk on walls - It was too disorientating...
Probably the whole ... By: craigape. on 12 May 12, 03:54:05 Probably the whole "player trying themselves into it"? thing presented some questions that just weren't worth answering.
Y u no put in? game By: metalgamer911. on 11 May 12, 09:18:31 Y u no put in? game
These were in the? ... By: Colin Heath. on 08 May 12, 20:54:59 These were in the? original game
nope, we? cant By: simpaklimp. on 08 May 12, 17:45:49 nope, we? cant
google it,? it has ... By: friedmanuri. on 08 May 12, 14:50:37 google it,? it has an explenation (I don't wanna spoil anything)
Because of the ... By: Ciretako. on 07 May 12, 09:15:52 Because of the abuse of catch-phrases like? 'Y U NO'
0:16? "WHEEEEEEEE" By: iflipped4u. on 06 May 12, 23:26:22 0:16? "WHEEEEEEEE"
I hope we can use ... By: iflipped4u. on 06 May 12, 23:24:21 I hope we can use these? in the new update.
There is one of ... By: Cdrehme. on 05 May 12, 20:34:40 There is one of these in the dlc for the co-op that takes you back to? the hub
Because the vents, ... By: CFSworks. on 04 May 12, 18:07:56 Because the vents, though sort of? interesting, actually rather suck.
You can easily make ... By: sirdownloadsalot. on 04 May 12, 10:14:33 You can easily make these in hammer, but they end up really? messy and imprecise. It's easy to see why Valve dropped them.
Because it seemed ... By: TrackManiaFtw. on 03 May 12, 15:42:55 Because it seemed unrealistic that turrets and other things could be sucked away, but? the player himself not.
I think that they ... By: Julianoz224. on 01 May 12, 06:59:22 I think that they didn't add it too the game because it's not much of a challenge and the? only thing you have to do with it is suck things up
I really hope this ... By: hr2damax. on 30 Apr 12, 19:55:31 I really hope this will be included? in the Perpetual Testing Initiative.
The code and such ... By: Spongehead1000. on 30 Apr 12, 15:50:52 The code and such is in game but these aren't included in the main story. You can still? make them in hammer...
![Wheatley\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ymMrwlsbtrI/2.jpg "Wheatley\")
![Wheatley\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yok7eyyKM3Q/2.jpg "Wheatley\")
![Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: \"Turrets\"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6i-nMWgBUp0/2.jpg "Aperture Investment Opportunity #3: \\"Turrets\\"")
![Valentine\](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/w5I3VnCHWsU/2.jpg "Valentine\")
![\"The Sacrifice\" Teaser](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/SvzjTbBCZTI/2.jpg "\\"The Sacrifice\\" Teaser")
Latest comments made on this video:
By: examine1525. on 26 May 12, 21:51:45
Youtube have the title wrong compare to? the video title.
By: invisimario. on 26 May 12, 15:50:40
Did anyone know Its a blue heavy taking? it from the red fridge?
By: moRULEZ18981. on 26 May 12, 08:33:25
Team? killer!
By: MrFlameHe. on 25 May 12, 20:56:50
No? problem. Anytime.
By: BrokenRecordGaming. on 25 May 12, 20:21:14
HE PUNCHED A HOLE IN MY? FOOT
By: BrokenRecordGaming. on 25 May 12, 20:19:53
cuz sandwiches? take skill
By: TheKusa5. on 25 May 12, 15:14:38
Scouts scream at the end Made the video...? COMPLETELY... made the video
By: emsteffi. on 24 May 12, 08:44:38
It's, "He punched out all of my blood." How is anything in this game possible? lol.?
By: emsteffi. on 24 May 12, 08:43:26
I recall reading somewhere that the script for this was all? improv'd. Which makes it 10x funnier.
By: HeavyAndSandvich. on 24 May 12, 01:07:01
Lesson learned: Never fuck with? sandvich
By: pacman40874. on 23 May 12, 23:31:05
I actually? had a Sandvich after this video.
By: TheMadman479. on 22 May 12, 23:14:26
Valve, I demand meet the Saxton? Hale.
By: TheVirtualBrothers. on 22 May 12, 23:13:00
Pyro's coming out this? year.
By: ManofDeath3666. on 22 May 12, 19:47:22
COPYRIGHT? OMNOMNOM
By: lTheSawl. on 22 May 12, 03:46:12
Thanks for repeating almost everything? that was said on the video.
By: MrMaestroMan101. on 21 May 12, 17:28:38
Nom nom nom? nom.
By: MrFlameHe. on 21 May 12, 03:18:12
Scout: He punched out ALL MY BLOOD! (Dripping noises) Me: *ouch* Soldier: You RED team ladies wouldn't know how? to break a spine if... (CRACK!) AAAUGGH MY SPINE! (Door opens revealing blood all over the floor) Me: Oh, GOD!
By: easton99000. on 20 May 12, 23:15:14
Why is it called Meet the? Sandwich and not Meet the Sandvich in the title?
By: rainbowprincess589. on 20 May 12, 15:41:56
and i thought he said "he punched? a hole in my blood." then i thought how is that possible?
By: mwakin2. on 20 May 12, 05:29:49
"He punched out? all my blood!" Sorry, bud.
By: ecomensurado. on 19 May 12, 15:00:29
0:33 lol? "he punched a hole in my butt"
By: Dinosorable. on 18 May 12, 23:30:37
While playing Team Fortress 2, I'd love to see a Heavy, eating a Sandvich on a small mountain.?
By: timmymac231. on 18 May 12, 22:46:49
I love how at? the end you hear a scream from scout
By: LifeofLucidity. on 17 May 12, 20:36:31
....ahem......OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM......thank? you....
By: LuckyJetilianna. on 17 May 12, 01:28:45
Poor scout...?