Pee sitting down ... By: mightywindmill102. on 26 May 12, 00:32:14 Pee sitting down as? a treat. ONLY as a treat.
god you remind me ... By: veenadeojee. on 24 May 12, 14:10:02 god you remind me of my creepy ex bf, who? will do anything so save every penny
I'm? a girl and I ... By: JustLikeTheOtherDay. on 23 May 12, 20:35:03 I'm? a girl and I used the razer trick
Lol You are Really ... By: Snelafvallenin1week. on 23 May 12, 15:56:39 Lol You are Really a cool guy.... ? :-)
Is it? bad these ... By: janoodle54. on 23 May 12, 01:03:18 Is it? bad these tips have benefited me (You know, besides the sitting one. I already knew that.), and I'm a 17 year old girl? Oh, it is? Too bad.
I still have a hard ... By: mjsiavos. on 19 May 12, 03:41:18 I still have a hard time at the urinals.? I have to actually sit down. And I'm almost 30.
Haha ever since ... By: LittleLillie456. on 18 May 12, 20:01:11 Haha ever since watching this video I always do the figure-eight knot on? my dance shoes so I can actually untie the laces at the end of a lesson :33
My father already ... By: OogieBoogieFan. on 14 May 12, 13:34:54 My father already does all of? these things lol
xD
I've been a good son.
also srry caps ... By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 12:41:18 also srry caps lock? was on
Well I checked at ... By: dafzthewelshkid. on 14 May 12, 08:41:52 Well I checked at the time I watched? the video and nothing was there!! But thanks for reminding me of the video, where I know see links :)
yea you're about a? ... By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 00:48:58 yea you're about a? year late
IN THE DESCRIPTION? By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 00:47:54 IN THE DESCRIPTION?
If you are ... By: RocketWoods. on 13 May 12, 21:45:37 If you are wondering, it's a sad story behind his metaphor.
His father severely damaged his legs
He only started to regain the ability to walk at the age of sixteen
Sad sad life, pray? for him, he still lives with his father.
Lol what? No you ... By: showchoirdino. on 11 May 12, 21:31:31 Lol what? No you abduct the? fallen alien (from space) who is trying to murder all of humanity. This is, of course, after you have already tried communicating, learning telepathy, and hypnosis, as well as any other available option.
so you travel to ... By: RealKabuto. on 11 May 12, 17:36:19 so you travel to another country, have sex with? a woman/man, take the baby back to your country, hang them up by their neck and stab them in the eye untill they learn it to you? sounds like a lot of work : /
LOve you to pieces, ... By: juusferfun. on 11 May 12, 04:32:40 LOve you to pieces, but suicide jokes are? not funny
I want the links? ... By: dafzthewelshkid. on 09 May 12, 23:29:47 I want the links? for the photo scanning people ... Where ?? Anyone?? Great video BTW :)
You should do a ... By: blueisasomedancer. on 07 May 12, 00:36:43 You should do a mothers day thing? this year
It's been a little ... By: kaikiyukionna27. on 06 May 12, 21:37:30 It's been a little less than a year since this video came out, and I still laugh just as hysterically when Troll John pops up.?
After I? watched ... By: JordanWithAChance. on 04 May 12, 06:14:56 After I? watched this I bought some of those floss sticks and now I floss every day! YAY DENTAL HEALTH.
yeah,? that could ... By: jridenoure. on 04 May 12, 01:54:08 yeah,? that could be it
the? razor thing... ... By: Player99999ERROR. on 03 May 12, 17:51:40 the? razor thing... GET AN ELECTRIC ONE... it cost about 20 times more... and last 10000000 times longer
fathers day... SHIT? By: Player99999ERROR. on 03 May 12, 17:48:06 fathers day... SHIT?
Just pee on the ... By: 2Lazy4aRealName. on 02 May 12, 23:35:18 Just pee on the side of? the toilet.
Or you're tall, ... By: Jonatanardensten. on 02 May 12, 16:37:47 Or you're tall, and? every toilet in the world seems like they were made for midgets. Yes, I can confirm this.
In which John discusses why facebook and other free products are free--and why they are so valuable. DEAR PEOPLE BRAGGING ABOUT USING ADBLOCK: http://fishingboatpr oceeds.tumblr.com/po st/23574506310/hank- greens-tumblr-on-ad- block
Shirts and posters and beautiful things: http://www.dftba.com
that game took off ... By: tally24th. on 26 May 12, 14:22:50 that game took off big time at my school, its scarily? addictive!
I use? Adblock.... ... By: HannahhBananaPie. on 26 May 12, 14:22:06 I use? Adblock.... So adverts on the side of facebook don't show up >.
John, does that ... By: tally24th. on 26 May 12, 14:21:03 John, does that mean that by using Ad-Blockers (purchased through my Anti-Virus program)? that I am stealing from these companies? Wouldn't I be stealing myself? This is interesting :)
lol. I actually do ... By: MsKOgden. on 26 May 12, 13:37:47 lol. I actually do call my Mom "Mrs. Bennett," when she gets too marital.? Her response is always "I'm not THAT bad..."
psst ...? adblock ... By: putzamoale99. on 26 May 12, 13:21:58 psst ...? adblock plus
Ads are like taxes. ... By: whatever54170. on 26 May 12, 13:17:48 Ads are like taxes. Everybody complains about them, despite the fact that they? are the sole reason we can get many services free. Free is good. Bring on the ads.
Facebook? gives me ... By: littlejanello. on 26 May 12, 13:09:46 Facebook? gives me ads for TARDIS corsets.
One word: Adblock? By: im18nowism. on 26 May 12, 11:53:47 One word: Adblock?
did anyone here ... By: TeRrOrRiStU. on 26 May 12, 11:47:39 did anyone here ever buy something off an ad on the internet? Seriously, if i ever want to buy something, i make sure i need it, and before buying it I research the market to make sure i get the best deal, and only after find a way to purchase it. I could never imagine myself watching? a vlogbrothers video, when an ad with "ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MUSLIN WIFE" pops and i'm like "YEA, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR" and give them my money.
A note of the ... By: ljkolnick. on 26 May 12, 11:41:46 A note of the adblock issue - I agree that blocking ads doesn't really make sense, but only if you accept the current economic model. You accept that capitalist mega corporations that sell you for less than you are worth get to make a profit from? that and spend more money getting better at selling you things you don't need and even things you don't want, that are made in most likely unsustainable and unethical means. Given I don't accept that fundamental economic model, I use adblock.
I love dragons...? By: weworld2. on 26 May 12, 10:29:08 I love dragons...?
So that's why I (a ... By: Mikazha. on 26 May 12, 10:18:09 So that's why I (a straight, slightly Christian (if that's possible) girl) get ads saying "Find? a muslim woman today"? I guess I should change genders (and maybe convert) then..
There's this iPhone ... By: JejossReturns. on 26 May 12, 10:13:33 There's this iPhone app called Logo Quiz and seriously. The amount of company logos that i know just off the top of my head? is ridiculous. Whether you think so or not, advertising DOES work.
John, you need a? ... By: SR3272. on 26 May 12, 07:34:25 John, you need a? ftl T-Shirt on the DFTBA website.
Who here doesn't ... By: xXsolar99Xx. on 26 May 12, 06:22:48 Who here doesn't care??
I don't think it ... By: KemaTheAtheist. on 26 May 12, 05:57:46 I don't think it was the "nerd"? part. It was the "fucking nerd" part. A lot of words can be taken as offensive given different context. "Fucking nerd" sounds like its intent is to be an insult.
A proper response would be "so what?" but that doesn't remove the initial intention, or at least the perceived intention given a lack of vocal tone.
"man this guy is a fucking nerd" sounds like its meant to be an insult, not an observation or praise.
The? Willpower ... By: MrTanukidom. on 26 May 12, 05:10:28 The? Willpower Instinct by Kelly McGonigal, Ph.D. she teaches the Stanford course "The Science of Willpower." the book is relevant.
Lizzie Bennet is? ... By: savannahfortune. on 26 May 12, 04:50:53 Lizzie Bennet is? that you?!
I just don't? see ... By: xxXXGuinXXxx. on 26 May 12, 04:50:18 I just don't? see why people would take offense to being called a nerd, we are nerdfighters, we should be proud.
When I look at ... By: thegreendoor88. on 26 May 12, 03:57:33 When I look at vlogbrothers videos or anything Doctor Who related on? youtube, i get ads for some Geek Dating site.
The only ads that I ... By: yoursecretsubscriber. on 26 May 12, 03:35:41 The only ads that I can think of that have had an affect on my very limited consumption (why is there a "p"? in that word) are toilet paper ads. I think being aware of the way advertizement definitely reduces its effect.
I think ads are a ... By: hewhogoesbymanynames. on 26 May 12, 03:24:09 I think ads are a bothersome, and annoying solution. I also think that they are the best solution to an even worse problem. Ads pretty much created the internet we know and love, as they are the backbone of free content. People enter acontract when they use a free service. They agree to be the subject of targeted advertisements, in return for a free service. People may make this choice lightly, and may not understand it, but? I think it is, ultimately, a necessary one in many cases.
I'd much rather pay ... By: Kazurik. on 26 May 12, 02:32:11 I'd much rather pay for a somewhat useless service offered by a site I frequently visit, such as reddit gold or an? imgur pro account, even if it doesn't actually provide me with any features I use in exchange for an ad free experience. With these services I can support the things I like while turning those sites into the product instead of having them sell me.
In which Hank discusses marriage equality, which isn't actually an issue of marriage equality, it's an issue of human equality, and the fact that we're still struggling with it is very disappointing.
For more thoughts: http://edwardspoonha nds.tumblr.com
@SatanIsMyLord1 I ... By: Zachary Swanson. on 26 May 12, 13:44:28 @SatanIsMyLord1 I actually did misread some of your comments, and I apologize. I actually would've meant to send it to a person against? gay marriage.
John was right , ... By: cheese4phoebe. on 26 May 12, 12:10:08 John was right , reading these? comments is dicouraging... But while reading them I was reminded of a quote by Marcus Aureilius : 'Men live for the sake of eachother ; so teach or tolorate'.
HANK FOR WORLD ... By: elephantboots7. on 26 May 12, 12:05:32 HANK FOR WORLD LEADER :D?
I'm aware that I ... By: ThomastheLess. on 26 May 12, 11:17:57 I'm aware that I have the burden of truth. all I was saying was that saying "Christianity is just a way of coping," is not? an argument against Christianity. It's just a theory as to why it exists if you already believe it's wrong. I am willing to present various arguments in favor of Christianity if you are willing to listen.
If "God"doesn't ... By: Add1sSparta. on 26 May 12, 11:11:04 If "God"doesn't like gays, then what about Freddie Mercury. If hes? not in heaven then I don't want to be.
The burden of proof ... By: Sarah24862. on 26 May 12, 11:09:22 The burden of proof is in the believer not the non-believer. I could say right now that there's a giant invisible goat living in everyone's houses. And I can say that it must be true unless you prove me wrong, but you'd say that's ridiculous because its not up to you to disprove it, its up to me to prove that there is a giant goat living in your house. Similarly its up to you to prove that christianity is real before you? can use it as a statement of truth/facts.
No, because that's ... By: MasterPebsie. on 26 May 12, 11:05:28 No, because that's not what I meant AT ALL.
It's simply "I've been told? this. Therefore it's true"
And until proven true, I'm going to assume that it's false.
For example:
I am a huge monster that is on Mars.
That's clearly not true.? Unless it has been proven true.
However, God and Christianity has been proven false MANY times.
Hank, you think a ... By: ThomastheLess. on 26 May 12, 11:04:28 Hank, you think a bit too highly of religious tolerance. Can you imagine what would have happened if people thought like you in the 1850s? e.g. "''cause in the religion of the plantation owners holding slaves, presumably, their God thinks it's okay." Religious tolerance does not mean that I have to accept the practices of your religion, it just means that I have to? treat you with civility even though I think that you're wrong. I have every right to express my concerns.
*Sigh* As much as ... By: InvertedJay. on 26 May 12, 10:51:36 *Sigh* As much as yes, you do open the doors for wider definitions, marriage is ALWAYS going to require actual consent on all parties involved. How? far exactly do you think it could change further under this one simple consideration?
do you believe it's ... By: SatanIsMyLord1. on 26 May 12, 10:13:44 do you believe it's wrong when they have a partner??
your cruel demon ... By: SatanIsMyLord1. on 26 May 12, 10:12:28 your cruel demon also said judging other people is? a sin,and you judge!!
Don't tell you don't,you insist so much to denigrate homosexuals and call their love filthy...You are really miserable...
it's retigious ... By: SatanIsMyLord1. on 26 May 12, 10:02:43 it's retigious retard who are? insane...bastard...
What?
All that I've ... By: MasterPebsie. on 26 May 12, 10:02:13 What?
All that I've said is "No, because Christianity? is just? a way of coping for the weak minded."
Previous things ... By: morganlizzie23. on 26 May 12, 09:59:11 Previous things that? you said.
*believe, *beliefs ... By: ZedAxelC. on 26 May 12, 09:22:52 *believe, *beliefs,? just letting you know
2:16? Christianity ... By: MasterPebsie. on 26 May 12, 09:09:48 2:16? Christianity in a nutshell. Except barely anything make ssense.
What does that have ... By: MasterPebsie. on 26 May 12, 09:09:23 What does that have to do with what I said?
Why the hell did you? reply to me with that?
WHOA MAN! Cruel ... By: morganlizzie23. on 26 May 12, 08:59:20 WHOA MAN! Cruel demon we call God? We are heartless wicked evil creatures? Dude, thats a bit of overkill. We're not ALL horrible. There are some good, some bad, and some who are a little bit of both. Like we belive? that our God made EVERYONE. So please, dont make generalizations about us. Thank you. DFTBA
2:16 made my laugh? ... By: marjo06121993. on 26 May 12, 08:28:53 2:16 made my laugh? so hard XD
No, because? ... By: MasterPebsie. on 26 May 12, 07:59:13 No, because? Christianity is just a way of coping for the weak minded.
I see everyone ... By: mook2u. on 26 May 12, 07:57:23 I see everyone stating their religious standpoint and their sexual orientation... I am a human being and I believe in human rights, and support the freedom of choice and freedom to marry the person they love most in this world. That is what matters the? most. Not my sexuality or my religion.
awww man, he said " ... By: Lemmons998. on 26 May 12, 05:41:17 awww man, he said "you better check yourself..." and I really wanted? "...before you wreck yourself" to come after
@SatanIsMyLord1 How ... By: Zachary Swanson. on 26 May 12, 03:09:26 @SatanIsMyLord1 How the heck did you? get Wi-Fi in your mental cell??
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Sometimes I get sick and make old-school vlogbrothers videos. Today, I voted here in the Indiana primaries. Now I will go back to bed.
wait! what? is the ... By: XinTuesday. on 25 May 12, 10:51:11 wait! what? is the weirdest thing about tiny chickens? you become what??
For some reason I ... By: Tauch Fischstaebchen. on 24 May 12, 18:57:42 For some reason I thought there would be NO pictures of the Yeti on ALL the Internet. But then I went on a quest to look for one and it was pretty easy to finde some pictures. Now I´m sad? because I know what the Yeti looks like :-(
But on the bright side: she´s really pretty and not big, white and hairy!
Yes, they are. They ... By: Tauch Fischstaebchen. on 24 May 12, 18:55:44 Yes, they are. They started a project called "Brotherhoof 2.0" in 2007 and communicated without text for one year. They continued these regular video-blogs after 2007 and by now there is a huge community around all this called "Nerdfightaria" and their viewers/fans are called "Nerdfighters".? It´s really awesome and there are some Videos where they explain that kind of stuff, look for "vlogrothers nerdfighters" on youtube. Have fun and DFTBA!
Hey all you Whovian ... By: IDyourself1. on 24 May 12, 17:27:13 Hey all you Whovian Nerdfighters...
look up the page called "David Tennant dressed as the doctor to carry the 2012 Olympic torch" on Facebook,? there is a petition with 30,000+ signatures toward making this real!!!!!! The David Tennant page also shared it... let's do this!! (Hopefully? he will accept the honor! ;) )
Wait, I'm obviously ... By: mrbobtheman99. on 23 May 12, 21:07:35 Wait, I'm obviously new here...are they making this? video as a conversation between each other?
great, i was eating ... By: LIfeLongLaughter. on 23 May 12, 12:47:23 great, i was eating when i was? watching this :( oops
1:05 Somebody loop ... By: NinjaTrixxr. on 23 May 12, 12:43:51 1:05 Somebody loop that. 5? minutes. GO!
All I see is ... By: oryantezuka. on 23 May 12, 00:38:58 All I see is scruffy John. oooops?
There? is nothing I ... By: poisonlights1. on 23 May 12, 00:35:57 There? is nothing I don't love about John Green.
And to think John? ... By: Theintern55. on 23 May 12, 00:35:33 And to think John? Green's vote could have saved Florida officials hours of their lives hand counting ballots.....
too much info? on ... By: theulair. on 22 May 12, 22:47:28 too much info? on the disease bro. too much info...
because she never ... By: balloooonatic. on 22 May 12, 01:40:45 because she never wants to? be seen on camera
I've only just ... By: tayychow. on 21 May 12, 20:21:15 I've only just started watching Hank's and John's video and so can someone tell me why John calls his wife Yeti??
Nerdfighters Neil? ... By: BowsandRuffles. on 20 May 12, 23:00:51 Nerdfighters Neil? and Aiden were pretty attractive wow.
I got it too.? By: xxXXGuinXXxx. on 19 May 12, 23:15:01 I got it too.?
...I wonder what ... By: bookworm101100. on 19 May 12, 20:04:34 ...I wonder what he? was about to say about tiny chickens before The Yeti called him.
You were clearly ... By: Preds7thMan. on 19 May 12, 16:36:49 You were clearly miserable the entire video, but you put on an extremely convincing happy face for some fans. You're never to? cool to be cool, and that makes you super cool.
my phone calls? go ... By: ddrisanart. on 19 May 12, 15:16:50 my phone calls? go alot like that too
I love your name,? ... By: kirby282. on 19 May 12, 06:31:52 I love your name,? by the way!
summer is here. ... By: BlackCat3331. on 18 May 12, 19:44:32 summer is here. hope everyone is well and healthy to have? fun
My only problem ... By: moonlady3000. on 18 May 12, 07:07:36 My only problem with voting = I ALWAYS lose my? stupid voter registration card like... the minute I get it. I think the universe must not trust me to vote.
Ive had tiny ... By: Vampiressx19. on 18 May 12, 01:44:58 Ive had tiny chickens hating? me for about a week. :O Go you for voting tho!!
Last? week I had ... By: turtlessayrawr7. on 18 May 12, 01:33:08 Last? week I had tiny chicken disease.
You have the same ... By: turtlessayrawr7. on 18 May 12, 01:32:23 You have the same ringtone? as my mom.
In which Hank talks with Charlie McDonnell about YouTube, Tattoos, Farts, and Video Games.
Out-takes here: http://www.youtube.c om/hankschannel
Charlie here: http://www.youtube.c om/charlie
Hank and Charlie sometimes play video games together at http://www.youtube.c om/hankgames
chalieissocute :D? By: The0Vivacious. on 26 May 12, 11:58:41 chalieissocute :D?
Oh god, the way ... By: Devin14789. on 26 May 12, 04:57:29 Oh god, the way Charlie says adios..?
ouroboros in the? ... By: MsSpazzy123. on 26 May 12, 02:45:23 ouroboros in the? background.
we just turned a ... By: NorthPolePyro. on 25 May 12, 16:23:51 we just turned a blind eye to hitler, and because of what he did, we did not turn a bline eye to Saddam Hussein .?
thanks for ... By: ItsEmmalicious. on 24 May 12, 21:16:09 thanks for reminding me! i was trying to think of the name all? day!
Killing baby Hitler ... By: IxiaClover. on 24 May 12, 20:49:16 Killing baby Hitler would mess up time. Ask? the doctor.
Yes, it's? called ... By: shelteringshade. on 24 May 12, 16:44:05 Yes, it's? called Godwin's law.
of course i? would ... By: Looby456. on 24 May 12, 15:18:25 of course i? would kill baby hitler... who wouldnt?
there is some thing ... By: ItsEmmalicious. on 24 May 12, 04:08:42 there is some thing that says every internet conversation will eventually turn to hitler, i forgot what it was called though :P lol?
Why do all the cool ... By: Heartlandlover74395. on 24 May 12, 00:36:44 Why do all the cool people somehow? always know each other?
... By: starrloves. on 23 May 12, 19:06:22 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
OMG Its? like its ... By: SpoilSport0. on 23 May 12, 18:12:47 OMG Its? like its fake! I can't believe it dgsajkSDJA
now all the? ... By: tdg4evar35. on 22 May 12, 23:22:59 now all the? comments are inappropriate ... srsly what if they both decide to sit down and read the comments , imagine the future awkward thats gonna cause ....
i would get a ... By: EveloXD. on 22 May 12, 21:46:36 i would get a Pinkie Pie tattoo?
you dont know who ... By: xodancecheerxo. on 22 May 12, 16:41:00 you dont know who charlieissocoollike is???? OMG!! go,go,go watch all? his videos for the rest of the day and you'll thank me(;
look up ... By: teampeetaFTW. on 22 May 12, 15:47:03 look up charlieissocoollike now!!! he's so? awesome!
Why does everyone ... By: jonnyunshod. on 21 May 12, 20:49:25 Why does everyone hate the word moist?? I think? it's intriguing.
now french? kiss!! By: girliboi. on 21 May 12, 19:56:04 now french? kiss!!
Write it and we? ... By: uglymurphy. on 21 May 12, 03:19:53 Write it and we? will read it!
OMG I hate the word ... By: Boredgamergirl19. on 20 May 12, 09:01:26 OMG I hate the word moist so so much I love this kid even though I have never seen him? before
Hank also mentioned ... By: iheartcartoons1. on 19 May 12, 18:40:50 Hank also mentioned flutter shy in his vid about the? "cuteocalisps"
is it weird that i ... By: crazyheart194. on 19 May 12, 14:31:56 is it weird that i love them both and i want to hug them so bad ? ?
I want a Pinkie Pie ... By: totodile32628. on 19 May 12, 14:00:26 I want a Pinkie Pie tattoo? on my bicep
In which John visits an abandoned hospital, and the steam tunnels beneath it, with his friends Ransom Riggs (author of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children) and Elyse Marshall. This is as close to a horror movie as a vlogbrothers video will ever be.
This reminds me of? ... By: AGirlNamedLydia. on 26 May 12, 11:41:50 This reminds me of? Amnesia: The Dark Descent.
I love all? the ... By: 12raerae. on 26 May 12, 03:53:48 I love all? the vlogbrother videos, but my favorite ones by far have always been the Thoughts from Places.
The part with the ... By: Shortguy1998. on 26 May 12, 03:46:44 The part with the operating room and run down beds gave me goose bumps. Good but creepy? video.
Bradbury? building! By: reinix. on 26 May 12, 03:24:35 Bradbury? building!
the bit where he ... By: chocoholic718. on 26 May 12, 02:52:59 the bit where he saw? himself in the mirror made me DIE laughing
Is this LInda Vista ... By: broadwaykid96. on 25 May 12, 23:22:05 Is this LInda Vista Hospital? Ghost Adventures did an episode there and it? look very familliar
2:00 look ... By: Marwanisgood. on 25 May 12, 22:20:44 2:00 look carefully? to the face that appers
Anyone else notice ... By: minimoon314. on 25 May 12, 16:05:30 Anyone else notice the thing above the? door at 3:08?
I love abandoned ... By: dolphin64575. on 25 May 12, 12:22:58 I love abandoned buildings, or even? just run-down ones. Hauntingly beautiful.
Who Gards The Gards ... By: GlitterIsLikeHerpes. on 25 May 12, 07:12:13 Who Gards The Gards.... No sweetie. * Guards.?
reminds me of ... By: tallboywitshortpants. on 25 May 12, 00:00:36 reminds me of batman? arkham asylum lol; good video
@Tammykaate Nope! ... By: Matthew Jones. on 24 May 12, 18:14:23 @Tammykaate Nope! I? am! And now I know thiers a serial killer in the hospital!
This place? reminds ... By: Lockpeople. on 24 May 12, 04:03:34 This place? reminds me SO much of Portal 2.
For some reason I ... By: loveisuniquebeauty. on 23 May 12, 23:15:00 For some reason I just can't get creeped out when John is talking. His voice isn't? scary
I wish you were ... By: iHeartMrWinter. on 23 May 12, 21:15:55 I wish you were giving the commencement? address at my graduation today...
I always laugh? ... By: 0910cm. on 23 May 12, 19:00:09 I always laugh? when John sees his own reflection in the mirror and says "Oh God!" LMAO!
This video reminds ... By: Nerdfightarial. on 23 May 12, 06:58:16 This video reminds me? of the game Amnesia.
That's Linda? Vista ... By: TheEverEssence. on 23 May 12, 05:59:14 That's Linda? Vista Hospital....google it
"...full of EKGs of ... By: LaikVictoria49. on 23 May 12, 01:45:09 "...full of EKGs of hearts? that had stopped beating decades ago."
John Green, you are amazing. This line in his monologue just struck me.
Am? I the only one ... By: Tammykaate. on 22 May 12, 23:59:32 Am? I the only one concerned about the bloody bathtub? D:
I love how johns in ... By: TheAmberh44. on 22 May 12, 22:16:49 I love how johns in an extremely creepy place that would? have me curl into a ball and cry, and he's just speaking in this incredibly poetic way!! It's amazing!!
Haunted? light at 1 ... By: roadrunnerrune1. on 22 May 12, 22:08:05 Haunted? light at 1:48
if thats Linda ... By: weareyoungandloveit. on 22 May 12, 21:59:31 if thats Linda vista hospital, then Paramore filmed a music video there. i would be terrified to? go in, but would still want to go inside
He talks and writes ... By: MissTeki10. on 22 May 12, 18:57:15 He talks and writes in such? an amazingly poetic way...
Um...IS NO ONE? ... By: kterese. on 22 May 12, 13:47:47 Um...IS NO ONE? ELSE concerned about the bloody bathtub? Seriously. Why is that there?!
In which Hank doesn't go to an airport to answer your questions about growing up and adulthood. Everything from how to make friends to what taxes are like.
Mongols shirt: http://dftba.com/pro duct/10g/CrashCourse -Mongols-Shirt
No Edge Poster: http://dftba.com/pro duct/10i/No-Edge-Pos ter
Starring Michael Aranda as Uncle Sam with a Golf Club: http://www.youtube.c om/michaelaranda
I think I might be ... By: MsSpazzy123. on 26 May 12, 02:36:12 I think I might be in love with you.
?
Mostly it's just ... By: carnivoroussquirrel. on 25 May 12, 05:12:50 Mostly it's just getting the gumption up to start the conversation. My friend was the one who said hello first, and I probably wouldn't know her if she hadn't spoken up. Just go up to someone and say Hi. The worst that can happen is he/she ignores you. And if that person does,? then they aren't really worth your time.
How does one ... By: karina5186. on 25 May 12, 03:37:39 How does one initiate conversation without one's awkward scaring people away. Teach me your ways, please :)) Took me weeks before my high school best friend and I realized? the other existed. We're both painfully introverted. I don't know how we happened
I kind of envy you. ... By: karina5186. on 25 May 12, 03:34:33 I kind of envy you. :)) We had to teach our selves our Patronums and LE-VI-OH-SAHS with the proper? accent.
i kept expecting ... By: flyhighlittlebirdie. on 25 May 12, 03:10:57 i kept expecting him to say "NO EDGE!" when he was talking about edges. and now i'm too amused to? be disappointed that he didn't say it
...? spontaneous ... By: spotted3star. on 24 May 12, 13:43:36 ...? spontaneous Michael Aranda.
OH MY GOD HANK ... By: tjhgarnet. on 24 May 12, 02:08:27 OH MY GOD HANK GREEN MUST? LOVE ME I HAVE FAILED SO MUCH!!!!!
love the? shirt By: tjhgarnet. on 24 May 12, 02:03:31 love the? shirt
Watchmen on the ... By: BIgHeadedMarshmallow. on 23 May 12, 21:48:24 Watchmen on the book shelf!! :D?
Almost twice the? ... By: aceandalsostuff. on 23 May 12, 14:10:35 Almost twice the? views and still less dislikes. Go sibling rivalry!
Taxes? XD By: Kouyou160. on 23 May 12, 05:15:27 Taxes? XD
these were all ... By: MoreOfTheTallGuy. on 23 May 12, 02:32:19 these were all questions i think about everyday, and im glad someone finally answered them. Thank? you so much Hank Green.
I love the Poster ... By: TheTheaterbug. on 22 May 12, 22:06:06 I love the Poster in the background that says no edge when he said there are? no edges!
Dude. Is that ... By: wolfvsmoon. on 22 May 12, 18:04:15 Dude. Is that Michael Aranda?? Dude, that's totes Michael Aranda. Bro. xD
xkcd.com ? <3 By: kaninballe66. on 22 May 12, 10:12:04 xkcd.com ?
The life is a ... By: BeepsandHums. on 21 May 12, 04:20:34 The life is a journey and there are no hard edges (no edge! no edges!) part!
AND WOAH there are Mongols "We're the exception" shirts!!?
Um.....time is ... By: thenummycakelady. on 21 May 12, 03:55:39 Um.....time is speeding up extremely fast for me and? I'm 13..........damn.
xkcd comic made? my ... By: iVindicate. on 21 May 12, 02:55:18 xkcd comic made? my whole weekend.
Good grief that is ... By: Gothgoddess512. on 20 May 12, 22:19:35 Good grief that is depressing. I'm only 17 and I'm already? starting to feel the time speed up thing.... I don't likw it....
I was thinking the ... By: YayAlexisV. on 20 May 12, 14:04:28 I was thinking the same thing!!!?
"How you get past ... By: tayychow. on 20 May 12, 11:33:02 "How you get past your insecurities?:(" ok, Hank could not have said that in a more cuter way. ?
I half expected you ... By: turkoizdog. on 20 May 12, 02:24:06 I half expected you to address the No Edge poster when talking about how life? has no edges or boundaries.
Be careful about ... By: turkoizdog. on 20 May 12, 02:19:53 Be careful about eating his answers for breakfast. The Cheerios might get jealous.?
Well sometimes it ... By: carnivoroussquirrel. on 20 May 12, 01:33:04 Well sometimes it really is that easy. I met a best friend when we were sitting on a public bus. I liked her necklace and she liked my new haircut. Granted the waving sticks came? weeks later rather than days, but we are definitely platonic life partners. We're both adults who really love HP.
http://www.youtube.c om/lizziebennet
In which Hank discusses his new and very peculiar project, The Lizzie Bennet Diaries, a vlog-based adaptation of Pride and Prejudice.
The first two episodes are out now, you can see them here:
http://dft.ba/-li zzieplaylist
they also call it? ... By: MasterOfDisguise116. on 23 May 12, 00:18:12 they also call it? Pennysltucky... having lived there, I can successfully agree.
sorry what was that ... By: ravetigerrawr. on 22 May 12, 22:43:44 sorry what was that thing? you picked up from the tree.
I absolutely love ... By: LookaLike1995. on 22 May 12, 16:58:51 I absolutely love Lizzie Bennet. Seriously. I am a big P&P fan and I watch/read a lot of stuff related to Pride & Prejudice. I even apart? of a Jane Austen Book Club. I think it's an awesome mini - series. Cannot wait to see more of it.
Wait, so Lizzie ... By: crowlovesla. on 22 May 12, 15:13:25 Wait, so Lizzie bennett isn't real and the sisters are not real too and Charlotte isn't her best friend and it's all made? up? :"( I feel cheated..
I was watching the ... By: MidnightThief15. on 21 May 12, 20:25:43 I was watching the episodes, and then I saw this video in the sidebar. And I was like, "Oh, I haven't watched this video of vlogbrothers yet 'cause I've? been busy and then forgot about it." Had no clue that Hank had anything to do with that scripted vlog series. I've only seen 3 episodes so far, but it's enjoyable. :) I've seen the 1995 BBC adaptation a hundred times, and it's fun to see the story and characters in a new and different way.
I lived there for ... By: MidnightThief15. on 21 May 12, 20:21:25 I lived there for around 6 years and have? never heard anyone use that. Exactly what part of Pennsylvania says crick? :|
The Lizzie Bennet ... By: poproxluvr. on 21 May 12, 17:31:12 The Lizzie Bennet diaries are GENIUS! P&P is my favorite book, PLEASE KEEP THOSE VIDEOS COMING! (also, excuse the giant amount of caps lock used in this comment, it is only meant to convey my extreme passion for LBD :}? )
I LOVE the Lizzie ... By: VintageJala. on 21 May 12, 16:36:54 I LOVE the Lizzie Bennet? diaries! Please keep them coming :D
SO GOOD! What an ... By: ReadingRhinoPress. on 21 May 12, 07:19:53 SO GOOD! What an amazing way? to bring our beloved story to mainstream media. Jane would have loved it! :)
Hey Hank, Loving ... By: TheAssgas. on 20 May 12, 17:33:49 Hey Hank, Loving the Lizzie Bennett series so far. Can you talk about how the casting? process went? I'm curious as to how you were able to find such great actors.
Runner at 0:43!! GO ... By: phoenixxbird777. on 19 May 12, 16:23:38 Runner at 0:43!! GO! GO! Run that run,? you runner! Meanwhile, half the world is watching.
Its? okay man, it's ... By: MlleTimeLord. on 19 May 12, 11:26:44 Its? okay man, it's a good way to tell a story :) I like it!
And another one on ... By: 1721nick. on 19 May 12, 02:17:17 And another one on 1:40 !?
Yeah. I am waiting ... By: BBKadventures. on 17 May 12, 04:11:32 Yeah. I am waiting for my college classes to start so I have? A LOT of free time....... for now.
I stumbled across ... By: JunnDunn. on 16 May 12, 15:38:46 I stumbled across the LB diaries a week ago and then came across this? video today. I love the interconnectedness of YouTube.
In which John explores the best and most popular television shows designed for toddlers, and in doing so uncovers a strange and disturbing world through exploring shows including Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, The Octonauts, Team Umizoomi, and Dora the Explorer, Diego, Ni Hao Kai Lan, Oswald, Phineas and Ferb, and the Backyardigans, among others.
I know what we're? ... By: IsImperfectionBeauty. on 26 May 12, 05:33:17 I know what we're? going to do today!
Oh my gosh, I just ... By: LuvRoryWilliams. on 26 May 12, 00:48:01 Oh my gosh, I just realised I have seen all if those shows at LEAST? once and actually enjoyed most of them. I am a teenager.
Wait -
WAIT -
"I ... By: TheWarnerSister. on 25 May 12, 23:46:30 Wait -
WAIT -
"I understand you were a big fan? of Blue's Clues
WHEN YOU WERE IN COLLEGE"?
john i live? in ... By: jade cox. on 25 May 12, 23:09:26 john i live? in swindon! come to see us!!!!
Blues Clues with ... By: SR3272. on 25 May 12, 17:43:00 Blues Clues with Steve, Oswald, and? Phineas and Ferb are amazing.....even if i enjoy them more than my toddler cousins. Is that sad on my part or theirs?
Phineas and Ferb! ... By: readingthelibrary97. on 25 May 12, 14:21:52 Phineas and Ferb! You are right! After saying that, you won over my dad. :)
Oh Special Agent Oso! Does anyone know that Oso is also Samwise Gamgee?? Anyone?
I? MISS SAILOR MOON! By: klarinetpotterer. on 25 May 12, 06:53:05 I? MISS SAILOR MOON!
I've decided to ... By: TunesOfANarnian. on 25 May 12, 03:55:45 I've decided to devote my summer to being as awesome as Phineas? and Ferb
...Rugrats?? By: MKmusic20. on 25 May 12, 02:57:15 ...Rugrats??
Oswald!!!!? I loved ... By: Midori12113. on 24 May 12, 23:45:04 Oswald!!!!? I loved that show
I finally got ... By: database113. on 24 May 12, 22:36:44 I finally got around to showing this to my mom, because the 10 year old in our house (he has some developmental problems, and is blind) watches (listens to) all these shows. As I show here, he walks over and starts listening with a HUGE grin on his face. As soon as it ends, he starts laughing, and hasn't stopped saying "Don't forget to be awesome, and I'll see you on? Friday" or similar things involving not forgetting to be awesome or seeing things on Friday.
I think you got a new fan.
At this point I ... By: NinaMarieLego. on 24 May 12, 19:48:56 At this point I don't think hank could forget to be awesome, you tell him every video.?
Haven't watched ... By: MiracleMira. on 24 May 12, 11:39:30 Haven't watched cartoons for years but I used to love them? till an embarrassingly late age lol I sort of went on strike ever since my cable company decided to get rid of Cartoon Network (blasphemy!!!) I've recently discovered I have the Disney channel though and I shall recreate your experiment .. you know for scientific purposes :)
And WHERE are Max ... By: HeldenMom. on 24 May 12, 10:15:24 And WHERE are Max and Ruby's parents?! ?
So, this was just a ... By: shootBeforeIdo. on 24 May 12, 07:04:21 So, this was just a more eloquent version? of my opinion on current children's television
YO? GABBA GABBA IS ... By: Frogfreak2796. on 24 May 12, 01:30:30 YO? GABBA GABBA IS A BEAUTIFUL TELEVISION SHOW.
Your intellect is ... By: tiffanygrandstaff. on 23 May 12, 19:46:57 Your intellect is the? sexiest thing ever.
No adventure? time? ... By: Dummweltschutz. on 23 May 12, 19:41:46 No adventure? time? I absolutely LOVE adventure time :D maybe it's not for the really young kids, but the show's still MATHEMATICAL!
My son and I love ... By: utoliafeasts. on 23 May 12, 18:40:51 My son and I love to watch Yo Gabba Gabba! He loves it because it is a hot slice of crazy, which is a baby's brand of the best thing ever and I like? exposing him to real music!
Yo Gabba Gabba is ... By: Tubescuttle. on 23 May 12, 18:01:38 Yo Gabba Gabba is flippin' awesome! We saw? it live. My Little Pony, Adventure Time, and Regular Show are my favorite shows that are secretly for adults.
@LamanKnight a-lol- ... By: Vulcans101. on 23 May 12, 02:01:51 @LamanKnight a-lol-sy, that is? so true!
Was just about to ... By: animeXaddicts. on 23 May 12, 01:02:22 Was just about to comment about the underwater campfires in Spongebob til I saw your comment xD? well done.
You forgot ... By: mightykeatonspec. on 23 May 12, 00:56:40 You forgot Spongebob (correct me if? I spelled it wrong
Some of my favorite ... By: CelticDestructi0n. on 23 May 12, 00:32:31 Some of my favorite shows growing up were but not limited to: Zaboomafoo, Barney, Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood, Dragon Tales and Countless Nickelodeon programs. Recently out of nostalgia I watched Zaboomafoo and it was? still amazing.
In which Hank goes on a walk and talks about, his zit, the spring, The Hunger Games, phone books, nerdfighteria, the MPAA, Missoula, The Fault in our Stars, anticipation, YouTube, and change.
Here me rant more fully about The Hunger Games here: http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=RzvJ5UkbR eY&list=UUOT2iLov0V7 Re7ku_3UBtcQ&index=2 &feature=plcp
The existence of ... By: Breanna Lacson. on 26 May 12, 08:45:26 The existence of happiness does not depend on? the existence of sadness.
My idea of what he ... By: Minjul800. on 24 May 12, 01:27:19 My idea of what he said about killing being okay in movies as long as there is no emotion of pain and suffering, is most kids (not me) think the actual killing part is cool, but mainly in mention of the hunger games, you know those people are going to die so there should not be some intense surprising fear, you knew all along not all of the characters, no matter how much you love then will most likely all die, and that is really just? a way of saying, everything dies.
Damn... His phone ... By: TacoSaurus69. on 23 May 12, 04:51:27 Damn... His phone number isn't? in the phonebook...
GO HANK!? You ... By: OneRandomLeo. on 18 May 12, 08:21:39 GO HANK!? You really have the best job in the world.
The anticipation is ... By: PearlBlue5. on 13 May 12, 15:48:34 The anticipation is one of the reasons I love the wait before a surprise party. It's always exciting to know that you're going to make someone's day when you surprise them? :)
i'm an idiot? sure, ... By: TheLittleValentina. on 08 May 12, 03:14:41 i'm an idiot? sure, okay, you have an opinion and i respect it, but if i think someone is being an asshole and yelling at Hank in a disrespecful way i'm free to express my opinions? to that person, if that makes me an idiot, sure, i'll take it. Also excuse me for not reaching your standars on maturity, inteligence and comment quality, and now that we're at it, you don't decide what is unneccesary or not, the unploader of the video does.
What? you just said ... By: sauyrd. on 07 May 12, 17:53:36 What? you just said was unneccesary.
You might be underaged, but I say you're just an idiot.
Dear person who ... By: TheLittleValentina. on 05 May 12, 15:24:35 Dear person who called hank mean things: Hank might have reached the age where this behaviour doesn't bother him, but i'm afraid? i have not so FUCK YOU
I don't understand ... By: JazzySnazzy09. on 05 May 12, 13:41:34 I don't understand why people are compelled to hurl insults at people they don't even know.? They don't know how it's going to impact a person. For all they know, they could be responsible for a death. That insult could have been the last straw for a person. It just doesn't make sense to me. Why do we live in a world like this?
the awkward moment ... By: ager20. on 05 May 12, 07:00:11 the awkward moment when i commented that we almost don't have any? snow left when this video was uploaded and then yesterday may 4th it snowed again... good thing it disapered during the night!
Hank, I'm glad you ... By: SmallMediumLarge41. on 05 May 12, 00:04:54 Hank, I'm glad you took the peaceful route and didn't yell at that evil man, but if you are ever looking for a comeback, a good one would be "Homophobe." Because fear of someone who isn't attracted to the same sex as you is pretty? wimpy
"My? nose has a ... By: Theawesomersibling. on 29 Apr 12, 11:43:24 "My? nose has a nose" Hank, you are sooo selfish! Give one to Voldemort!
I love volgbrothers ... By: mymountain1019. on 29 Apr 12, 09:26:39 I love volgbrothers videos because you guys think so deeply and? profoundly that after every video I feel enlightened. Thank you
You handled that ... By: TacticalChaos360. on 28 Apr 12, 03:39:34 You handled that awesome, man. Haters gonna hate. And they'll? never have as many followers as you. Haha.
Only in? Montana ... By: Leann Sullivan. on 28 Apr 12, 00:20:38 Only in? Montana would a douche in a truck yell names at random people... Maybe not only.. but it happens a lot here!
I live in Missoula! ... By: browneyes1222. on 27 Apr 12, 19:16:47 I live in Missoula! Whenever I think this town is in the middle of nowhere, devoid of? any cool people or interesting happenings, I get proof otherwise. Thanks Hank!
HUNGER GAMES ARE ... By: Indigoblue786. on 27 Apr 12, 17:59:26 HUNGER GAMES ARE AWESOME :D
lol his nose has? a nose....
but that guy at the ... By: 7carlie7marie7. on 27 Apr 12, 03:50:27 but that guy at the end was horrible!?
In regards to the ... By: MoonintheClouds. on 26 Apr 12, 08:18:36 In regards to the point about anticipation. I feel like that is why the Harry Potter series developed such a huge and complicated community. Not only was this amazing world created with J.K. Rowling's words but the anticipation for the books and the movies drove all of us fans to create songs and clothing and other stories in order to stem the tide of our anticipation and give us something else to focus our fan-ness on? while we were waiting to hear the next part of the story.
Excited for the ... By: nowiecoche. on 26 Apr 12, 04:50:24 Excited for the anticipation. I? agree with that concept.
And that? job is ... By: darknight10000. on 25 Apr 12, 23:28:06 And that? job is being John's brother and vise-versa. What could be better than that?
People in Missoula ... By: xtrochoidx. on 25 Apr 12, 13:09:22 People in Missoula love to yell odd, sometimes very mean things for no reason other then you are walking down the street. Maybe its because they have a big trucks at least that? is what I think. Still Missoula is one of the best places to live.
Hank, John talked ... By: animeotaku. on 25 Apr 12, 02:12:21 Hank, John talked about the anticipation thing in An Abundance of Katherines. Something about how the anticipation just before the kiss was better than? the kiss itself.
God, it was all ... By: Destiales. on 24 Apr 12, 23:11:27 God, it was all nice until the ending.? Just. Wow. People are rude.
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Latest comments made on this video:
By: mightywindmill102. on 26 May 12, 00:32:14
Pee sitting down as? a treat. ONLY as a treat.
By: veenadeojee. on 24 May 12, 14:10:02
god you remind me of my creepy ex bf, who? will do anything so save every penny
By: JustLikeTheOtherDay. on 23 May 12, 20:35:03
I'm? a girl and I used the razer trick
By: Snelafvallenin1week. on 23 May 12, 15:56:39
Lol You are Really a cool guy.... ? :-)
By: janoodle54. on 23 May 12, 01:03:18
Is it? bad these tips have benefited me (You know, besides the sitting one. I already knew that.), and I'm a 17 year old girl? Oh, it is? Too bad.
By: mjsiavos. on 19 May 12, 03:41:18
I still have a hard time at the urinals.? I have to actually sit down. And I'm almost 30.
By: LittleLillie456. on 18 May 12, 20:01:11
Haha ever since watching this video I always do the figure-eight knot on? my dance shoes so I can actually untie the laces at the end of a lesson :33
By: OogieBoogieFan. on 14 May 12, 13:34:54
My father already does all of? these things lol xD I've been a good son.
By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 12:41:18
also srry caps lock? was on
By: dafzthewelshkid. on 14 May 12, 08:41:52
Well I checked at the time I watched? the video and nothing was there!! But thanks for reminding me of the video, where I know see links :)
By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 00:48:58
yea you're about a? year late
By: MrPerson54645. on 14 May 12, 00:47:54
IN THE DESCRIPTION?
By: RocketWoods. on 13 May 12, 21:45:37
If you are wondering, it's a sad story behind his metaphor. His father severely damaged his legs He only started to regain the ability to walk at the age of sixteen Sad sad life, pray? for him, he still lives with his father.
By: showchoirdino. on 11 May 12, 21:31:31
Lol what? No you abduct the? fallen alien (from space) who is trying to murder all of humanity. This is, of course, after you have already tried communicating, learning telepathy, and hypnosis, as well as any other available option.
By: RealKabuto. on 11 May 12, 17:36:19
so you travel to another country, have sex with? a woman/man, take the baby back to your country, hang them up by their neck and stab them in the eye untill they learn it to you? sounds like a lot of work : /
By: juusferfun. on 11 May 12, 04:32:40
LOve you to pieces, but suicide jokes are? not funny
By: dafzthewelshkid. on 09 May 12, 23:29:47
I want the links? for the photo scanning people ... Where ?? Anyone?? Great video BTW :)
By: blueisasomedancer. on 07 May 12, 00:36:43
You should do a mothers day thing? this year
By: kaikiyukionna27. on 06 May 12, 21:37:30
It's been a little less than a year since this video came out, and I still laugh just as hysterically when Troll John pops up.?
By: JordanWithAChance. on 04 May 12, 06:14:56
After I? watched this I bought some of those floss sticks and now I floss every day! YAY DENTAL HEALTH.
By: jridenoure. on 04 May 12, 01:54:08
yeah,? that could be it
By: Player99999ERROR. on 03 May 12, 17:51:40
the? razor thing... GET AN ELECTRIC ONE... it cost about 20 times more... and last 10000000 times longer
By: Player99999ERROR. on 03 May 12, 17:48:06
fathers day... SHIT?
By: 2Lazy4aRealName. on 02 May 12, 23:35:18
Just pee on the side of? the toilet.
By: Jonatanardensten. on 02 May 12, 16:37:47
Or you're tall, and? every toilet in the world seems like they were made for midgets. Yes, I can confirm this.